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( Inside a bar just outside Miami. We see Avalanch and his buddies Tristin and Wally. Wally is wearing a pair black Tommy Jeans and a Spiderman button up shirt. Tristin is wearing a pair of baggy style leather pants a wife beater with a Drowning Pool Button up on. Lanch is wearin a pair of Tommys and a Hardy boy type shirt on. They are all sitting at the table while a live band plays in the backround. Lanch is drinking his usual beer while Tristin and Wally are having a "Liquid Cocaine". Lanch looks over at the people dancing and having a good time. After hearing Trent he is looking a bit more competitve today.)

Lanch: You know Trent you took some low shots at me. Now I think its time I take the kid gloves off and give you what I got. Now first of all you say I don't care about being the Champion? Where the fuck do you get that? Sorry I don't sleep with it or take it wear ever I go. Sorry but the belt belongs around my waist when I hit the ring. Any other time its over my mantle looking pretty for every one to see when they walk into my house. You know I am liking this friendly little rivalry its fun hehehe. Now you talk about how you going to lay me out. Sorry little man but it will take a lot more then your lightweight ass to beat me. Guys 2 times your size haven't been able to beat what makes you think you will make a difference. Now when I hit the ring and you stand watching me walk down that aisle...with the gold around my waist. You will then see how a Champion doees buisness. I mean look your lightweight Champion. Thats where you belong. I on the other hand am the World Heavy Weight Champion. I am the biggest baddest man on the block. You know me Trent.....how many times do I have to prove that. You say you can beat me....I say I can whip your ass and make you feel that ass whopping for the next month. Your Kids will come out bruised after this match is done. I am going to remain the Champion after this. Then I will deal with the other jackass's.

(Lanch takes a drink of his beer. Tristin and Wally are trying to think of somthing.)

Tristin: So....did you hear about Claymore?

Lanch: Who??

Wally: Dude he is the guy thats in that match to see who gets the next title shot.

Lanch: Oooh him. Yea I saw him run his mouth. I am not worried about him. Let me tell you somthing Claypot....get in my way and I will break you.

Tristin: Yea Claymoth you are soooo totaly out of your league. I mean he is Avalanch the Hardcore Freak. He is the Champion a triple crown winner.

Wally: Yea what are you? Some guy from a closed down fed. I mean face it you suck so bad it was probably your fault it closed. You got the ratings draw of the XFL 0 hahahaha.

Lanch: Now wait Wally....that was not nice. The XFL is better TV viewing then him.

(Tristin and Wally shake thier heads. Lanch finishes off his glass and pours another. Tristin get thier glasses out and pour their beers. Tristin is doing a Chris Tucker dance move. While Wally sets there and laughs. Lanch just smiles and shakes his head.)

Lanch: Man you guys are nuts. Who do you think will win that goofy match?

Tristin: Me I think Sir Bruce....don't know why but he seems like he has gotten better.

Wally: Yea well I think it will be that dude his is dripping with anal fluids Josh.

Lanch: Yea could be but Sir Bruce since this match has come up he has been unseen. I mean face it the guy is probobly scared. I mean this was his big chance to maybe just maybe get in the ring with the most Hardcore World Champ in ALL of XGWO.

Lanch: Now as far as Josh....well I don't know. I mean he is good but yet he is not around either. So to me he can kiss my ass and go find a Cow to torment.

Tristin: Yea hahahaha.

Lanch: Now lets get back to Trent. Now lets talk about Prez Jason. The guy I have been protecting. Doing his dirty little deeds. You know Jason I am sick of your bull shit. I have done it you way for long enough time its high time that I do things my way. Why cause my way is the better way. You think that just cause your the prez I have to bow and do your biding with the last time I checked Slavery was aboloshed. So next time you get in my way. I will kick your ass from one end of the building to the other. Now that is all I need to talk abou for now. So AZ Trent prepare for the fight of your life cause in the end you will Fear This!