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(Chicago Noon, its a nice sunny day although its very coo about 80 deg. We come up on Avalanch's house. We see Lanch sitting at the table having a cup of coffee. He is dressed in a pair of Khaki's a wife beater and a black button up shirt with flames over it. He doesn't look happy at all. Soon Tristin walks in wearing a pair of Tommy Shorts and a XGWO t-shirt. Tristin sits down and looks at him)

Tristin: Dude you look bumed.

Lanch: Yea this Bull shit with Jason has put me in a sore mood. You know its anoying when two guys set somthing up and it works to well. You know me and Trent we didn't hate each other it was gag...I got sick of carrying it around so I went ahead and helped him out. Now Jason is pissed cause I helped him and now I have have to face him not only to get into the Ring Lord Tourney but also to keep my World Title and no offence to Trent...I am not going to lay down and let him take it. If I have to kick his ass to keep the title thats fine with me its just buisness.

Tristin: Yea Jason is a total hanus asshole. Maybe you should put him in his place or somthing.

Lanch: Yea....hmmm where is Wally?

Tristin: Oh well he is recovering from a serious hangover. That party last night was off the hook. It totaly reaked of coolness.

Lanch: Yea it was some party. You know Jason has fucked up big time. You know having a problem with me is one thing. Getting a grudge with me is another. Jason donl't you remeber what happened the last time you did that. I ran through every one that was in my way including knocking you around a bit/ Do you want to go there again? Do you get where I am coming from?

Lanch: Now lets talk about Trent we have known each other from back in the UWF when you was Trent Storm. Now when it comes down to AZ.....when Beautiful People hit the PZ and 15,000 ass's get out of thier seat to see the Hardcore Freak kick your ass thats just what I am going to do. I don't plan on holding back I plan on beating the hell out of you. Your my friend and that won't change but in the ring....friendship means shit. Cause in the ring thats where I make my living....I get paid to beat up people. I get paid to stay Champion and thats just what I am going to do. Some Day Trent you will be the XGWO World Champion but today isn't your day. I plan on hurting you. I will pick you up over 7 feet in the air then drop you on your back with The Choke Bomb. Then if that doesn't work I have the Freak Factor. That will stop you....and after I beat you Trent I will pick you up shake your hand and say damn good job, but the title is mine and no one will take it from EVER!!!!

(Lanch gets up from the table and motions for Tristin to get up. He gets up and they head out to the garage and the get into Lanch's silver Prowler. The get in and Lanch puts on some Disturbed and the take off. Inside the car we see Tristin head banging his way to retardation. Lanch just sits there and drives.)

Tristin: Hey Lanch.....

Lanch:........

Tristin: YO BIG MAN!!

Lanch: Huh?? What? CAN'T YOU SEE I AM TRYING TO DRIVE!!!

Tristin: Whoa sorry man....look what are you going to about that #1 contender match?

Lanch: I could care less about that match. Lets talk about some of the guys in that match.

Lanch: First we have Sir Bruce.....well the guy is getting better with every match he has. I mean sure the guy thinks he is a comic book hero and not to mention I have already beatin him once. If he does by chance win the match then so be it. Then I will kick his ass like I have done before. He couldn't even carry my jock so no worries over him.

Tristin: Yea thats true the guy is a big dofus. He has the IQ of a genius but the skills of a person with downs syndrome. It just doesn't work.

Lanch: Tell me about it. Then we have Josh....he is good but lets face when he beat me it was cause that jackass Jake Justice decided to show his ugly mug back in my house. Now if he were to win the match then I would just have to beat his ass like I should have at Ressurection. The funny thing is now he is callig himself Josh K. Risma.....what the fuck is that?

Tristin: I so totaly know. Its like going from Puff Daddy to P. Diddy its just stupid. He was simply the best now he is dripping with K. Risma.

Lanch: I will tell you what he is dripping with and it sure isn't that. The guy has to be dripping with bullshit if he things he can beat me. Josh will learn the hard way if he wins that match,

(Soon Lanch pulls into the Hardcore Gym. Lanch and Tristin get out both with duffel bags in hand with tier gear in it. Once inside you see poeple working out. Once Lanch walks in people stare at him Tristin and Lanch go into the locker room and get changed. Soon Lanch walks out wearing a pair of jersey shorts and a XGWO tank top. Tristin comes out wearing wrestling tights and a tank top with Kiss on it. Soon they start to stretch.)

Lanch: Now we are going to do a little sparing need to get ready and stuff you up for it?

Tristin: Damn right I am. I got some new moves and stuff to show you.

Lanch: Cool....Now lets see who else is in that match....

Tristin: Claymore is in there.

Lanch: Who?

Tristin: You know who guy from the UCWF?

Lanch: Don't know him.....don't really care either. The should not even be in that match. If I don;t even know that bastard he should not be there. He is not good enough to beat me. Hell he is not even worthy enough to mention any more next topic.

Tristin: What abou Edison?

Lanch: What about him? A rookie with out a clue getting way over his head. If my some miricale of God he wins that match he will pray to God to take it back cause I will kill him.

Tristin: Last but not least Steve Johnson.

Lanch: "The Real Heel" my fellow teamate. Now what can I say about him. He is good he has the talent....but he won't beat me. I have more experience...I am a triple crown winner. I can beat any one. He can't say that yet. If he does win that match and goes on to face me. More power to him it will be one hell of a match but in the end I will kick his ass just I like I do to every one else. Another notch on the post.

(Lanch and Tristin step in the ring the get a reff to come over and ref the match. Lanch goes over to Tristin.)

Lanch: Ready to get you ass kicked?

Tristin: You first dork burger.

Lanch: Dork burger?
(With that Lanch lundges at Tristin. He moves and get behind Lanch and dropkicks him into the back. Lanch stunbles forward into the ropes. Tristin waits for him to turn around once he does he delivers a heavy right to Lanch's face. Lanch counters back with a hard left flooring Tristin. Lanch then tosses him into the ropes and catchs him in a power slam.)

Lanch: How you like that boy?

(Lanch picks him up and hoists him up on his shoulder and slams him into the turn buckle. Lanch stomps him for a bit but Tristin rolls out of the ring then slides in under Lanch's legs when he turns around SUPER KICK!! That move knocks Lanch down. Tristin steps on the outside on the apron and does a flipping leg drop. 1....2....no. Lanch kicks out. Tristin picks him up and tosses him to the ropes Tristin bounces off the other side but gets meeted by a big foot to the face. Lanch then grabs him by the neck and Choke Bombs him. He goes for the pin. 1...2....3!! Its over. Lanch helps up Tristin.)

Lanch: You allright man?

Tristin: Yea man that move sucks ass.

Lanch: Yea its a pretty good move.

Tristin: You think Trent can get up from that?

Lanch: You never know....if he does I have another move to show him. Trent...come AZ its buisness but you will FEAR THIS!!!