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| (The scene opens up on Lanch's private Plane heading towards Hawaii. On one of the plush couches we see Avalanch sitting there in a pair jeans and a wife beater on with a White Sox jersey over it and a White Sox fitted cap turned back words. On the other side we see Tristin and Wally. Tristin has his long blonde hair tied back with a bandanna on a green sleevles "Skate or Die" shirt on and a pair of black jersey shorts on. Wally is wearing St. Luntatics jersey and a red fitted cap with a pair of leather shorts on. His hair is done in dookey braids. Lanch points his finger at Wally and asks for somthing. Soon Wally pulls out the XGWO World Title out of the bag in the over head compartment and hands it to Lanch.) Lanch: Thanks Wally. Now every one wants to know what is this trio going out to Hawaii for? Class? Tristin: Babes? Wally: BEER!!! Lanch: WRONG both of you. We are going out to Hawaii to train for the PPV. I figured why should I stick around in Chicago to do my training when I can go to some place exotic. Now sure there will be women and beer not to mention by the time we get back we should have a nice tan. Now lets size up the compitition on one side we have me The Hardcore Freak, The Man, The Power of XGWO, The Champ.....sheesh should I go on? The on the other side we have Josh. A nothin, a nobody, a peon.... Tristin: An ass monger, a sheep shearin goat roper.... Wally: A freakin pole smoker. A deep throat dictator, a Rump rangin ass thrashin fuck fart that has no place in XGWO WHY!!??? Cause he is a no good anal rippin UCWF BIIIIIYYYAAAATCH!!! (Lanch and Tristin look at Wally for a second and start laughing like crazy.) Tristin: DUDE!! What the hell was that? Lanch: Rump ragin ass thrashin fuck fart? Wally: I was just getting caught up in the moment. Sheesh. Lanch: Oh man..... Tristin: That was brutal. (Soon a stewardess walks by and hands both Tristin and Wally a beer. Tristin and Wally look at each other then.....) Tristin&Wally: BEER RULES!! (Hi five) Lanch: Yes yes it does. Now Josh....you have been quiet for a while now and I don't know why. You seem like you have a big mouth. I know more then likey you will show up sooner or later. I mean you still are not a threat to me no matter what you say not matter what you do, you will always suck. Face it bitch you got about as much chance of beating me as Shaq does becoming a midget. IT WON'T HAPPEN!! Now I know that you are dropped the Y2 off your name but that still don't say much. Your still a Jericho-wanna-be. Tristin: Yea nothin but a poser. You don't even resemble the guy. Your more like Goldberg... Wally: Yea Whoopi Goldberg. Lanch: HAHAHAHA!!! Whoopi Goldberg now thats funny. Now what you need to understand is that you are not in the UCWF that placed folded it closed it no longer exists. Why? Well cause all of its performers suck ass. You Steam, Soviet Pride. Speaking of the hack who the hell is this guy any way. Tristin: I think he was related to Hitler or somthing. Wally: He was German you idiot. Tristin: That dumkoff. Wally: What? Any way I heard he is related to Gorbachov. Lanch: He is the guy with that nasty mole on his head right? Wally: Yea that thing was nasty. I think thats what Soviet Pride was before he became human. Tristin: Yea he well it makes sence he is anoying to the eye. Major facial blemish. ( Soon on one of the monitors shows Soviet Pride talking to Micheal Colman how seems to be gagging for air. Lanch begins to start talking to Tristin and Wally again until the ward "fat bastartd" come out of the mouth of Soviet Pride. Lanch then gets up goes right over to the tv monitor and screams.) Lanch: FAT BASTARD!!! YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO CALL ME FAT? Look at me you commie son of a bitch. I am genetic perfection I have 2% body fat. I am a 350 pound titanium steel wall. Hell Super man can deflect bullets I can deflect nuclear war heads. You need to learn somthin just because the people out there are smart and they get behind the best in the business is no reason to get mad. I mean I understand your jealous of me. Every one is jealous of me. The want to be me they want what I have the money the power the glory.......the belt. I have it all and do you know why? Cause I am the single most destructive force in XGWO thats why plain and simple. You your just some punk from a defunked fed looking for a chance to make a name for your self. Well guess what pal to take a line from the young guns.......I'll make you famous. You will end up just like Jake Justice. Broken and brain dead. So take that monkey boy. Tristin: HAHAHA!! Monkey boy that is pricless. You know if I were Soviet Pride I would go off and find a nice "spot" to think. I mean being a "blemish" such as him would make me go totaly insane. Wally: Ya you look like you need some time to think about what you said so Soviet Mole eeerrr Pride you need to get the knee pads out and start apologizing. (Lanch, Tristin, and Wally all laugh. Then we see a promo by the Rebel Clan talking about how Lanch will get beat some day soon by Sir Bruce then supporting him in his match against Josh. Lanch looks at the monitor and has a confused look on his face.) Lanch: Ok guys you have lost me here. First Sir Bruce spouts off how I was lucky and that he should be Champ then Angel says I will beat the shit out of that jackass Josh. Well first Bruce you need a little lesson about what I do. First part.....luck is for losers. I beat you cause you are stupid and don't know where to walk. Second part.....in the end I would have tossed your ass off the damned Scafold anyway. Why? Cause I am the king of the Scaflold match. Bruce you will never be World Champion again.....well at least while I am here. Also I don't need your support in kicking Josh's ass. As far as I am concered you can go to hell with your support. All I need is Jason's check book. (Tristin looks up at Lanch and hits him in the chest.) Lanch: What the hell is that for? Tristin: Nothing man....just wanted to know....is Jason going to pay us? Wally: We gots to eat. Lanch: Well I don't know plus you guys are making money cause I pay you for being my lackys. Tristin: Ohhhhh Wally: LACKYS RULE!!! Tristin: YEA!!! (Tristin and Wally start doing an air guitar solo. Lanch just looks at them funny.) Lanch: Well lets get some sleep boys. I think we wil be in Hawaii tommorow. (Lanch gets up and goes to the master bedroom on the plane while Tristin and Wally got to the guest bedroom. Tristin gets on the bed on the right and Wally is on the one in the left. Soon the sleep) (The next day. We see Avalanch aready up dressed in shorts and a Lanch jersey. While Tristin and Wally are falling over themselves trying to wake up.) Lanch: I was just told we will be landing soon so lets sit down and buckle up. (Tristin puts on a bandanna and sets down while Wally is still trying to get a shirt. For some reason he keeps putting his head through the arm hole. Finaly he gets it done right and sets down.) Voice: This is your captain we are landing in Hawaii. Please buckle up. (Soon after a few minutes the plane jerks a bit as it hits the run way. Soon Lanch, Tristin and Wally are in Hawaii. The plane stops and Lanch unbuckels him self and so does Tristin and Wally and they walk out to see a reception of XGWO fans. There are hula girls at the door putting a lea on each one of the boys and kisses them on the cheek. Soon you see a long black strech hummer limo pull up and a man gets out and opens up the door.) Lanch: Now this is what I call service. (Tristin and Wally get in the limo but right before Lanch gets in he turns around and lifts the World title above his head people scream so boo at him. Lanch just smirks and gets in. The limo pulls away. Inside the limo there is a mini bar a tv with a Playstation2 in it which Tristin and Wally start playing. Lanch on the other hand grabs a bottle of orange juice.) Lanch: Well today is the day boys we start training to get what we need get done. I mean hell I know I can beat Josh. He knows I can beat or else he wouldn't be so damed quiet. After we get the Aloha and get checked in we are heading to the Hahua gym. I need to slam some weight around. (Tristin all of a sudden looks at Lanch very scared.) Tristin: Whoa....dude you don't mean your going to slam us around do you? Wally: Yea cause that would be like totaly hanus of you. Lanch: HAHAHAHA!!! No not you. I mean the weights. I mean this body doens't shape itself you know. I do want to toss around a few people though. Such as Sir Bruce and Josh and that Russian ass monkey Soviet Pride and all of his UCWF commrades. You know Josh its going to to be fun kicking your ass all over the ring to bad your title wasn't on the line then I would be a double World Champion. Course I am not to fond of that belt cause well its no XGWO Title I mean I think I could get at least 10 bucks for it at the pawn shop. So that about it. Lanch: So you know what since I am done talking about you and the rest of the people in UCWF I think I am going to talk about some other things. Namely Trent Hunter. You know somthing man your a dumb mother fucker and I will kick your ass sometime real soon.......there thats it. Ok lets get out of here and get our rooms. (The limo stops and Lanch and the lackys get out as the driver carries in thier bags. They walk in and get 2 rooms since Lanch doesn't want to pay for another room for Wally. The go up to the top and get in thier rooms. Soon after about a half hour Lanch walks out in a tank top that says XGWO on the front with a pair of shorts that say the same on the side. Soon Tristing walks out wearind a pair of jersey shorts and a Godsmack t-shirt. Wally walks out wearing a pair of tear away pants and a N*sync shirt. Tristin turns around and looks at him.) Tristin: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? Are you wanting to get your ass kicked. Wally: I like this shirt. Lanch: If you don't throw that nasty thing away you are my sparring partner...which means I get to kick your ass. (With that said Wally runs into the room and grabs somthing a bit more cool and he walks out with BSB shirt on. Lanch just grabs him and bitch slaps him. Tristin walks out kicks him in the balls.) Lanch: Tell me Wally did you "want it that way" Tristin: Yea should I make "the call" sheesh. (Wally gets up as Lanch throws him a XGWO shirt. Wally still holding his sac puts it on.) Lanch: I think its time for the cameras to go so at the PPV FEAR THIS!! Tristin: Yea he is the Champ the rest are just jobbers. Wally: IF YA SMEEEEEL LA LA LA LA OWWW!! WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!! (Lanch bitch slaps Wally again for that comment and walk out.) |