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(We are in Chi Town and we are coming to the house of the XGWO World Champ Avalanch. The house is 3 story's with every thing you can want. Once inside you see Lanch sitting in his plush Lazy Boy recliner. Sitting back and having a Bud. Sitting next to him is the XGWO Title looking almost as pretty as Lanch. Lanch picks up the belt and looks at it he see's himself in it and begins to adjust his hair. He then flex his massive bicep and kisses it.)

Lanch: Damn I am looking good. You know even though I have the night I figured I would grace you with my presence. I mean after all I am the World Champ you know. Now I have looking at this goof Josh. Now I know I have him in a match at the PPV and that don't concern me cause well he is like a fish out of water he is not in his element cause he is coming into my world. The XGWO ring is my kingdom and I rule it. You well your just some punk with a belt that is worthless here. Now this (Lifts up the world title) this is what its all about. I am the XGWO Champion. Oh sure you got some XGWO gold but your getting my sloppy seconds from that title. I had that title when I first joined here and ruled that division to. Now uh Jeric...eerr Josh. You need to understand somthing one don't come into another mans Yard with out asking. Two don't tug on Supermans cape. Three don't make Avalanch mad. Rule 3 is the most important cause well...I can kill you. So you better watch your ass punk cause I may just stop by just to say hi,

(Lanch then gets up out of his chair and grabs the World title and goes into his home theater center and turns on an XGWO tape it has some of Lanch's greatest matchs on it. The first clip shows him beating Scorpion for the Hardcore title. The next one shows Lanch at his debut surprising every one including former Champ Hornet. Lanch just kind of laughs...then it shows him tossing Jake Justice from the helicopter. When Jake hits Lanch kind of flinchs.)

Lanch: Man that had to hurt. Now I have noticed my buddy Trent seems a little pissed off cause I got the day off and he didn't. Hey man if you want to act like a bitch go ahead no skin off my back I will take your place and I will be a tag champ. You know I got the day off cause I am the man. I have been beating ass for a year and have not gotten any time off. I get a day off and you go postal about it sheesh. Go cry to mommy why don't ya. We are a group one of the best groups around. So act like it. Now.....(riiiing......riiiing.....) Hello....hey Jason.......sure uh huh.....ok.....I don't kno......man get out of here really? Yea....niiiiice. I am doing a promo man.....yea I know I got the day but I am the Champ.....your ratings will go down if the people don't see me or hear me or somthing.....yea I will man take it easy bye (click)

Lanch: That was Jason. He just wanted to make sure I got some stuff ready for the PPV. Now lets see who can I attack this week I mean I saw Argyle give a beautiful speech about hating me and puting diference aside to kick UCWF's ass and all but you know what?? Who gives a shit. You see Argyle hate me love me I don't care cause in the end you will go down like every one else. I mean Sir Bruce got beat by me just like I said he would. Josh is next on the chopping block. Now I hear that Jake Justice is getting back to health well thats real nice to hear cause once he is better I can put him back out again. Jake the thing I want to know is what are you going to do when you get back. Will you be a commentater or a ref. I know....you could be a towel boy. Nah face it no matter what you do you will still SUCK!!

(Lanch then gets out a remote and clicks it soon you here a song pumping through the stereo system.)

I ain't happy I'm feeling glad I got sunshine in a bag I'm usless but not for the future is coming on......

(Lanch starts moving to the beat of Gorillaz "Clint Eastwood")

Lanch: I love this song. Well you know what I think you need to get out of here. I got to lift weights in sec. So uh well to every one out there that doesn't get it......FEAR THIS!!!