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(Once upon a time in the past of FHW there was a man who re invented the term "Hardcore". He did it by making impacts bigger. The shots more vile, and he always upped the stakes. Now all you see are guys using tacks and tables, chairs, pipes and what ever else that can be used to hit some one with. The Hardcore Freak was the guy you called on when pain needed to be brought. Avalanch is back in the FHW and no one is safe anymore. We are here in Chi Town. At the mansion of the big man himself. You go inside and walk along a long corridor, and you see on the walls are pics of him from magazines. Some are showing taking a 30 ft. drop from a scaffold thanks to a FrakenSteiner from Insomniac at a FHW PPV. There are other pics showing Lanch taking the XGWO World Title for the very first time. To winning a triple tear cage match and being the only man to hold four titles at once in XGWO holding the World, IC, Hardcore, and Tag titles. There are also pics of him posing in the middle of the ring with Insomniac, Demon, Tempest, and Crusader, forming the first version of The Lost Souls. Those days are long gone now, and here he is back in FHW alone no Demon, or Insom to help out. He never needed their help to him it was friends watching his best interests.

We come to the living room and we see him standing there beer in hand, wearing a pair of jean shorts and a black Ozzy tank top. His goatee neatly trimmed and a smile on his face. The camera pans and on his right shoulder is a new Tattoo. Done with a blue flames and inside the flames are the letter LS in it. He sits on the couch and looks towards the TV and on it shows him grabbing a half conscious Stu Price and Choke Bombing him into the mat. Lanch looks down a min then looks up at the camera.)

Lanch: Sorry Stu nothing personal you see. It was business. You were the only one next to that big drooling World Champion that I felt would give me an edge in making my return. I a lot of unfinished business in this place, sure I have had a few titles here. I have always loved the Hardcore Title. The brutality and sheer violence of the matches is what I like most. I have held the Online Title; really never lost it jobbed it out to go full time in XGWO. Now enough with the long words and the nicey nicey bullshit. Its time to get to the good stuff. I am here to bust heads. Knock people out and leave all these so called superstars laying in a pool of their liquids�blood or the urinary kind. Let's face it when people look at the booking sheet and see that they have a match with Avalanch, The Hardcore Freak, the living breathing engine of destruction. Most of my opponents piss themselves cause they know when it comes match time and the lights go out my music hits and the 20,000 asses jump out their seat yelling for the true king of hardcore. The guy on the other side of the ring thinks to himself "Oh God what did I get myself into. Should I leave and just let him win or should I stay and take the beating of a career life time." See I understand what their going through cause if I had to get in the ring with me I would piss myself too. Many guys have been dropped and knocked out thanks to the Choke Bomb. It's won me gold and respect. A lot of the new guys that I haven't seen think of me as an old guy since I have been a part of this fed and have had ties to it for 4 years now. That's right I am veteran of the ring I know what to look for and I know how to counter it. Not many 7ft 350 lbs guys can moonsault onto a guy. I can go at you with any style. You can take to the air and I will make you pay. Try to match power with me and you're screwed from the start. There is no one that can go toe to toe with the Freak and I have proved that many times. Yea that even means you too TRG. Yea I have noticed ya. The way you walk around running your mouth about your shiny metal thingy. Man it's a good thing you have surrounded your self with some people who haven't fried their brain cells. Lets face is you big goof you would never survive in the real world. Maybe you would become normal if you would quit eating paint chips and sniffing glue. You're a giant among men. To me you're just a bumbling idiot that will one day be due for a lesson in FHW Hardcore management, taught by Prof. Avalanch. When it comes time prepare for class you better bring a table's gasoline, live eels and truck full of chairs pipes and broken needles cause trust me you will need them. If and when we have match I am going to take the already dim lights in that over sized head of yours and totally knock them the FUCK OUT!! Now people have wanted to know just what I have been up to since I left the business. Well I have been doing a bunch of stuff to Bud commercials, guest spots on some TV shows. To running my club here in Chi Town, called "Pay Days." A lot of bands have played there most recently has been The Queens of the Stone Age.

(Lanch walks around the living room and goes into these double doors with the letters AV on it. He opens it and inside is a training facility weights ring and what ever he needs to get better at what he does which is busting heads. On one side is dedicated to XGWO all done in green and black even half of the ring bares its logo. On the wall we see his titles and Ring Lord Trophy. On the other said done in Red and Green with FHW written on the wall and half of the ring. We see titles and part of a broken Scaffold and a bent chair. Lanch walks around a bit goes up to the heavy bag looks at it for a sec and then back at the camera.)

Lanch: You know I hope I am good ring shape I haven't had a match in quite a long time. Hell in some ways I don't even feel like myself. I am sure though once I hit the ring every thing will come back to me. It's like instinct. I come out here work out for 3 hours a day 6 times a week. Ring training, weight lifting, boxing, kick boxing, yea that's right I said kick boxing its been a new hobby of mine for a bit. Check this out.

(Lanch takes a stance acting like he is Tong Po and begins using Mui Tai style kicks and forearms shots on the heavy bag. He then locks it up and beings using his knees. He is putting a lot of power in those shots almost like if it was a real opponent instead of leather and sand. The for the sake of it all and takes a step back and out of his stance and hits it with a cloths line sending the bag flying across the gym and hitting one of his benches. Lanch smirks at it.)

Lanch: Yep�.I still got it. It's been a long time coming. This return has been planed out for a while. I just figured I would wait to see how well I could do in XGWO. To make sure I got the training I needed. I faced a lot of tough guys there. Trent Hunter, Lee Todd, Andrew Dwayne. Those guys have given me some tough times. FHW has giving me those same challenges, and now there are a new batch of guys who have never heard or dealt with the Hardcore Freak, boy are their days going to suck. Some guys are still around that I see are thriving. Nic McOwen now there is a guy who has a lot of class when he is not stabbing you in the back. This guy is more vindictive then any one I have ever known he would look you in the eye and tell you he would never betray you all the while digging a knife in your gut. At least New Star�.RIP would tell you he is going to look you in the eye and tell you what he is going to do to you. Now can some one tell me what's up with these bastard children of the SFE. I mean we have The Skulls a bunch of sick freaks who didn't get much attention from their mothers. Then of course the SFE are a kind of bastard child of the MTP which was controlled by that gothic ho we all know and love Doll Baby and her silent counter part The Mime. Then there is Stryker and Ian Walker. What a pair I guess. You know there is so much to comment on I just don't know who I should start with. So many new faces I haven't met and stuff, but I am real sure that soon all of you will be introduced to my boot in due time. Hmmm lets see who else I have see oh good ole John McCracken. I see he is getting him self in trouble as usual. Well I am sure I am going to get myself in trouble here soon too. I mean we all know I will be backstage at Ricochet since no one seemed to give me a match this week. Oh well it gives me time to prepare and get my bearings back. You see I still have a goal in FHW, and that is to win the World Championship. Oh sure lots of guys come in run their mouth about how they are just going to run around and beat up every one and then come up to the Champ smack him right in the mush and take his title. I on the other hand am not that stupid. I take my time and watch how things play out. Now as a rookie I stepped to the Champ and got knocked on my ass. Hey it happens. I mean you take Todd Lane for a good example. He has a lot of talent knows what he is doing in the ring but he is a bit to head strong doesn't learn any thing from a match. He takes an ass kicking and what does he do. Goes right back at the same angle. You see Roman Gladiator is a big�BIG idiot, but he has his buddies in his ear directing him. Telling him what to do how to do it. Hell I don't even think he can piss with out some one giving him directions on how to get it done. You see you need to work on his counter part that's right the guy with the brains. Caesar, yea him the guy who is always in the big mans ear. Take him out and guess what you have a destructive monster who has know direction. Todd rushes in and get his ass handed to him. Its like a guy named Mankind said once facing a massive opponent. "He is a like a brick wall. Most people would just go around it. I am going to launch myself into that brick wall and if its still standing I will do it again and again and again, till it falls or I die trying." Well I remember the brick wall crushed him should have just walked around it�..stupid. Todd Lane is a small man with a even smaller brain be smart don't go at him toe to toe you'll get ate alive. I on the other hand could go at it with him cause my size and power says so. TRG is 7'4 288lbs. The Hardcore Freak is 7'1 350lbs. I feel I have an edge on him due to what I have accomplished and the trials I have faced. TRG beating me in the ring or any where for that matter is like El Linchadore beating me in a drinking contest its not going to happen.

(Lanch walks over the bench and grabs the heavy bag picks it up takes and hangs it back up. He walks over to the ring steps over the top rope and beings to walk around the ring. He checks the pads, jumps up and down in the ring testing the durability. Streches out on the ropes for minute then comes to the middle of the ring. Soon you hear a phone ring Avalanch reaches into his pocket and pulls out his cell phone.)

Lanch: Hello�

Man: Hey big man. I am just calling to tell you every thing is in order.

Lanch: Sweet Jimmy. That means the Prez is going to pay me what I asked for. Plus get some new merchandising out on the market.

Jimmy: Yea they have got an idea for a shirt already. Its red white and black on the front it has your name in this real cool tribal art. Then on the back its has one of your motorcycles with the tag living breathing engine of destruction.

Lanch: Hmmm sounds nice. So you got any word on who my first match will be against?

Jimmy: Well I don't know just yet. I can bet that Stu Price will want a piece of you for hitting him with the Choke Bomb.

Lanch: Well I said earlier today that it wasn't personal, but I do know how it feels to get jacked right in the middle of the ring when your just coming to. I hate being the pawn of some guy trying to make a name for themselves. So if he comes after me he can bring it, cause frankly I don't give a shit. He gets in the ring with me and he will have a one way ticket to trauma town, and don't worry Stu can just hold his ticket in front of his face and I will punch it for him. As far as anybody else is concerned if they want a match with me head over to the booker and make a request I will he real happy to take you up on it.

Jimmy: You hear Todd Lane's little comment on Demon?

Lanch: Yea I saw that. Todd Lane is a moron course if he is smart he will take my advice, course I know that he won't. He should watch what he says Demon could always walk back in here and bust him in the head. Now me on the other hand messing with my friends is pretty stupid. Unlike Gladiator I won't make you go sleepy. I will knock you the fuck out and send to the hospital to suck on a feeding tube for the rest of your life. Jimmy he needs to just let Demon handle his retirement. From what I understand him and Insom are hitting the links, Demon is not good at the game but hey not every one is Tiger Woods. Well man I got to go. I got Mime on the promo screen here and I am trying to listen to it.

Jimmy: Ok man talk to ya later.

(Lanch folds up the phone and puts it back in his pocket. Lanch smirks a bit.)

Lanch: Agents�sheesh.

(Lanch watches the big screen monitor. As its going on he walks over to one of the mini fridges and pulls out a bottle of Bud. He pops the top takes a drink and sits down on one of the steal folding chairs. Kind of unusual since most of the time in ring wars these are considered weapons not furniture. As the promo fades out Lanch looks around a bit and right back into the camera.)

Lanch: Man that was deep. Talking of wolves and what not. How you and Lupin are going to destroy Duke and TRG. Its all real interesting should be a fun match. Lots of blood and guts. Scars, acid and all the other goodies. Well the match has nothing to do with me�hell so far at least for this card it's a Avalanch free card...well maybe. After all I will be at the show who knows what may happen. For all I know Stu may come up and bust me in the head with a chair. That cool chicks dig scars. I have many glass, pipes bricks. So much stuff has been bashed into me its become like a routine. Even in the time off the scars never heal. Old habits die hard. Every time I spot something or some one I don't like I look for the nearest piece of hardware I can wrap around some ones head. It's a hardcore world out there and I just want some of the action. Well I guess my time is up. FHW get ready to enter my world...Fear This.