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| ( Here in South Beach Miami Florida, there is a nice beach house, quite lavish. Once inside its got pictures on the wall of Lanch and of the boys Wally and the soon to be Lightweight Champion Tristin. Wally has the stereo turned up playing some Mudvayne, his dark black hair swinging around from all the head banging. Tristin walks out wearing his new XGWO t-shirt on the front it says in tie dye "Tristin 4:20" on the back its says "Smokin the compitition". Also he has the XGWO Lightweight Title draped over his shoulder. Wally falls into Trisin due to lack of air in the brain cause of Wally's head banging. They both fall to the ground and Tristin slaps Wally in the back of the head.) Tristin: DUDE!! What in the hell are you doing? You know you can't do that shit indoors, cause of what? Wally: Cause I might.. Tristin: Shut up...cause you fall all the time doing that. You almost scuffed up the belt man. Wally: Yea well. Hey how come you get a t-shirt and I don't. I mean sheesh I go out there and entertain the crowd just as much as you do. Tristin: True...maybe I will get on the horn with the big man maybe he can get you somthing like on the front it will says in big letters "WALLY" and on the back it will say "Yes it does suck to be me!!" Hahahahaha!! Wally: Man you are an ass hahaha (Tristin and Wally start punching each other in the arm laughing the whole time. Wally goes for another but Tristin puts the belt in his way and Wally hits it. He just starts holding his hand.) Wally: Damn dude that sooo sucked. Why you have to be like that? Hey you got a match with Trent this week man...and he talked some shit about you. Calling you a theif and stuff. Tristin: Yea I saw that. That nipply scrotum has to be so stupid. I mean he is one to talk. Hey Trent you remeber stealing the World Title from Lanch. I bet that just slipped your mind didn't it monkey. Its ok to do it unless its you? Man you are such a hypocite bitch. Man I can't wait to get in the ring cause lets face it. You suck....I mean look how many times Lanch has beaten you. You have never gotten a victory over him, and your not going to get a victory over me. There is a Time Warp in your future and man what a ride it will be. Just think ass breath....after I beat you that will be one less title and then at the PPV after Lanch puts an end to Steve and gets the World Title back you will have no titles cause Lanch will beat your punk ass. Wally: Yea cause your nothing but a.......a.......a.........aww crap I had a good one too. It was going to make him piss himself. Tristin: You just keep on thing Wally. (Wally sets there thinking and thinking and thinking. Then Tristin snaps his fingers.) Tristin: Stop it you giving me a head ache. Wally: I got one!! Trent lets face it all of your life will be spent banging my....muff? (Tristin gives him a weird look and just smacks him in the back of the head.) Tristin: Man that was sick!! Sheesh you got to come up with somthing less violating. Here let me try. Trent you are no different from a fuckhole oozing bitchy swelling pud snapper. Hehehe that was a good one. Wally: Yea it was let me try again? Tristin: Ok but if you say somthing that stupid again I am going to kick you right in the balls. Wall:(Holding his crotch) Don't worry I got this. Trent you are a rocked up butt slammed douche. HAHAHA YEA!!! Tristin: Niiiiice one! Trent you are going to have a bad couple of weeks. I mean first off your going to lose the lightweight title to me, then you crusty dripping discharge has to face Lanch for that IC title and then you will be belt less and back doing house shows where you belong. I mean its kinda of funny. This will be my 3rd match in XGWO, and 2 out of the 3 will be title shots. I guess that means I have got the talent. Wally: Nah they just feel sorry for your ass. Hahaha. Yea but Trent is goign to have some probs but at least he has a hot bitch. Laura Lipton right? Tristin: That skanky ho? She is a slimey harlot. She is only with him cause no one else would take her nasty self. I mean I went into one of the bathrooms at the show, and on the wall its said "Looking for a good time? Call Laura Lipton at 1-800-CowMuff" I mean hell I say this to Trent have your self a good time and watch for swelling and itchy rash hehehe. Wally: Yea she is a walking yeast infection. Rash and loosing two titles man maybe his shit should say Howl with me if you suck. (Tristin rolls his eyes but agree's with him. Tristin pulls on his goatee, and puts his long blonde hair in a pony tail, and begins to shine up the Lightweight title. Now he puts it up in front of his face and does a Shawn Micheals and checks his hair out in the refelction.) Tristin: Man I tell ya what this belt does look good around my waist or draped on my shoulder. You know Trent...I may have not been here for a while, but I have been one of the best high flyiers around. I got the right skills the right body the right looks and I damn well have the tools to beat a loser like you. Hell you have not had a decent defence of that title since you got it. Why do you think you have had it for so long? Every oen you have defended that belt against suck more pole then you, and from what I hear that pretty damn bad. So at AZ you have to face me a lightweight with true skills in the ring and on the mic course what do you expect I am all that and a bag of chips. Wally: Yea if ya smellll la la la la la la owwww.....what Tristin is..... Tristin: What are you doing? Wally: Giving you a cool catchphrase. Every true super star has a catchphrase. Tristin: DUH, but I don't want that. Wally: Ok ok ok, To be the man....WHOOO you have to... Tristin: No....don't EVEN finish that. Wally: Uhh.......I got TWO WORD FOR YA......SU..... Tristin: Here how about this. Howl with me. (Both look at each other and start laughing like crazy) Tristin: Yea I guess that sucks too. I got it. Trent this AZ....your going to get Warped. |