Lanch: Cool this one is going in the gym. Now onto this weeks match. I got a tag team with a guy who has been considered to be one of the best mat wrestlers around. Hell I know it he beat me for the Online Title before I left, but now him and I are taging up to take on two slap happy ragged deficataions also known as New Star and Stu Price. Now New Star I have never realy payed attention to you or your promo's. So I figured why start now? The way I see it your going to get your ass kicked by the most powreful hardcore maniac in FHW. Now Stu ran his mouth and said that since I am hardcore I am already beat? To bad he forgest what fed he is in. This Firk'n HARDCORE Wrestling, jackass. Hardcore is comman place here. That means you are the one who is beaten. Do I give a flying rats ass that your the IC Champ. Of course not and why? Well it simple your belt don't mean jack. I mean the only that means any thing is that I am going to add you to list of other bodies I buried. You see before I just wanted to go into the ring and beat you up, and win the match in the process, but see you said somthing that is now going to get you killed. You talked about my Mother....you think that you would learn. Do you remeber what happend to Lee Todd for saying somthing about my Mom? Well lets go inside and I will show you?
(Lanch gets up and heads inside. Once inside the house has been done in a avreage way soem pictures and other things. We come to the living room there is a big screen sitting in the middle a chair in each corner and black leather counch in the middle. Lanch goes and sets down. He grabs the remote and clicks it on)
Fade to screen
FRED ESTRIGE: As Lee Todd is stomping on Avalanche, Plague, clutching his ribs rolls to his teams corner�
(Referee gets into Lee Todds face and pushes him away, Lee just shrugs and gets to his corner, immediately slapping Plagues back and tagging himself in�)
PETER ROBERTS: As Avalanche gets up, he is met by the series of kicks from Lee Todd. Lee quickly goes into full arm twist.. Standing Reverse Arm lock�.
FRED ESTRIGE: SINGLE ARM DDT BY LEE TODD!!!!
PETER ROBERTS: And Avalanche is cradling his arm in pain�
FRED ESTRIGE: Lee Todd quickly is upon him, series of punches into Avalanche�s face� As Avalanche attempts to defend himself�. Lee grabs his arm�
PETER ROBERTS: CROSS ARM BREAKER!!!
FRED ESTRIGE: Somehow, just SOMEHOW, Avalanche turned with it, and blocked it�
( Avalanche rolls to his stomach and onto his knees, Lee is still on his back, holding fast to big mans huge arm)
PETER ROBERTS: OH MY GOD!!!
FRED ESTRIGE: Avalanche grabs Lee Todd by the throat with the grabbed arm, grabs his belt with another�
PETER ROBERTS: JESUS�
FRED ESTRIGE: F@CKING H�
PETER ROBERTS: CHRIST�
(The camera shows in clarity as Avalanche with a single clean and jerk motion lifts Lee Todd clear off the ground and high above his head, than, proving the most ancient law of physics that what comes up must come down Lee Todd succumbs to the Earths gravitational pull and returns to the above mention earth with a sickening THUD�)
PETER ROBERTS: CHOKE SLAM�
FRED ESTRIGE: WHAT A CHOKESLAM� Brings a tear to me eye�
(Avalanche gets to his feet and gives Lee Todds motionless form a double one finger salute�)
Avalanche: DON�T EVER MENTION MY MOTHER AGAIN, YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH, AND DO NOT JUDGE MY MOTHER BY YOUR OWN!!!
Fade out
(Lanch sits there and laughs, then his looks go serious again. He takes a drink of his beer and clicks off the TV.)
Lanch: Now Stu...run your mouth about me all you want but when you talk about my Mother that means well I plan on sending you to the hospital, you leprosy infected cock rammed nipply molested swelling brute. So just wait on Monday....you will be praying to God that he take your life before your match cause if he don't bitch.....I WILL!
(Lanch takes his bottle of beer and crushes it in his hand. He gets up and walks out. He goes back out side gets on his Harley starts it up skids out and down the road. As we see him driving down the road he has that look in his eye. The same look he had when he took on Crusader for the World Title. Then it was buiness just wanting to get ahead but like Stu's idiotic pal he wants to make it personel.)
Lanch: Damn idiot! He is going to find out that I am not one to fuck with. He thinks that just because he is part of a stable that has had some decent success that he can dregrade my Mother. Well he is wrong....dead wrong. Since I didn't make my point clear enough when I nearly crippled Lee guess I will just have to finish the job but with a new victim. The MTP and UK Crew are goign down. The Revolution is going to run over them like a kitten that straied onto the highway. Me and Tiger Claw are going to hurt them boys real bad. New Star is one guy I don't know....he doesn't consern me at all. If he is smart wich I doubt he will just stay out of the way and let evolution run its course and let us wipe out the UK Crew, but will that happen? No....he is going to get in my way and I will have to rip his head off and use his empty skull for a Halloween cookie jar. I just don't get where peopel get off trying to see if I am just a 7ft 350lbs idiot. Well like I have said before if they get in the ring with me thier the one's who are not that bright. Hey there it is?
(Lanch pulls up to a tattoo shop. He goes and parks the bike, puts the kickstand down and gets off. He walks inside and you see wall lined with art and pictures of the work the artists has done. Soon a guy walks up to Lanch his head is shaved and he has some great tats up and down his arms. He walks up and shakes Lanch's hand.)
Lanch: Hey Randy hows things going?
Randy: Things are going great buisness is booming. I got a small peice in Tattoo magazine last week. So how is my baby doing?
Lanch: See for your self.
(Lanch takes off his shirt and turns around and in black tribal letters across his back. "Hardcore Freak" is dressed across his massive back.)
Randy: Looks good no fading....good. So what are you in for this week?
Lanch: Well I have the LS band on my left arm. I think its time for somthing on my right. I was thinking about this blue Dragon with tribal fire in the back ground.
(Lanch pulls out a rough draft. Randy takes it and looks over it. He stares at it and he smiles.)
Randy: Damn man that looks great...that will be bad as hell. Well man lets get to work.
(Lanch goes and sits down. The guy gets his equipment out and gets a trace pattern. Then he dips it into the black and gets started on the trace.)
Randy: So I hear you got a tag match. Sounds like its going to be a bit tough.
Lanch: Hehehe. Not really maybe for them but not to me. New Star and Stu have got one hell of a beating coming there way. I mean Its not like these guys are that great. Tiger Claw has been around the block in FHW. Me I have been here for a bit of time and I have gone through many wrestlers who think that I am the big dumb guy. I am going to run through Stu and New Star like exlax goes through Lee Todd's monkey ass. You see Randy its personel now. Stu wants to piss me off and well thats fine by me. I mean thats just more motivation to stomp the shit out of them. Soon they will fear this.
