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| (Its 3:00pm and we are at the local Gold's Gym, and we see walking out Tristin he is dressed in a pair of black shorts and the new Tristin 4:20 shirt. His long blond hair tied up in a pony tail and his braided goatee hanging right about chest level. He goes over to where some of the equipment. Soon Wally walks out. Now despite how stupid Wally acts he is a decent wrestler at 5'8 260lbs. He is low to the ground and is very powerful in the suplex department. His mid length brown hair is tucked into a Harley bandanna, while he is wearing a pair of black and whit tear away pants and a XGWO T-shirt, he goes and stand next to Tristin. Then last to walk out is Avalanch, he is dressed in a pair of white mesh shorts and a sleevless Harley shirt. Lanch walks up to Tristin and Wally.) Tristin: Hey Lanch man, we are ready to get working out. Our match for the PPV is not going to be easy since Wally never thought he was going to have to wrestle. Wally: Yea I haven't done any wrestling since NCAA Nationals man, and thats not XGWO style. I mean I can suplex Boob and Scrotum to hell if I feel like it but, still there is a bunch of shit I am not sure about. Lanch: Wally don't worry man I got you. At the PPV you two and I are walking out winners. You guys can beat The Dream Warriors no sweat, and Trent Hunter is no problem. He can talk all he wants but he has not beaten me, so his words mean shit. Now lets get to working out, Tristin you start out on the tredmill, Wally you hit the bench I am going to start with curls. (Lanch goes over to the curl machine sets about 200lbs for a starter, and begins doing his set. Wally goes over to the bench machine and sets it up about 195lbs for a starter and he lays down and goes for his. Tristin working on his cardio gets on the tredmill and sets it up and beings a brisk jog.) Tristin: You know I can't believe I got beat by Screamer for the Lightweight Title. I mean its not cool to lose your first defence. Then the go and mess with Wally and he was blind thanks to those screwed up brownies. Wally: Hey......at least they tasted good. Man I tell ya those donkey fuckers are going to pay man. I mean they beat on a poor blind man, well I am not standing for it. I am going to hurt those bastards real bad. Tristin: Yea just Wally Toss'em. That will make them wish they never messed with you. Lanch: Yea I saw you do that a few weeks ago at a house show that guy is still in the hosital. Man did you guys see Lee Todd. I thought he would be smart and just stay with FHW, but no he wants to walk in to my house. Lee sits and runs his mouth about how thats his ring...the hasn't even won a match here and he already is saying its "his" ring. Lee needs to realise that "his" ring is right in the middle of MY WORLD! I mean its bad enough I got Trent Hunter running his mouth and P Diddy backing him like he sell out punk he is. Trent needs to quit running his mouth cause I am going to hit him so hard that his children will be born bruised. he will wake up thinking its 2003. I am so sick of his constant talk, Trent just keeps saying the same thing over and over its like a really bad movie. He never knows when to just pack up and leave. (Lanch stops to adjust the weight, while Wally is oding the same, while Tristin keeps on jogging. Lanch starts up again, and Wally puts the pin in on the new weight level starts to lay down and then he hits his head on the bar.) Wally: OUCH!! Man thats smarts! Tristin: No not really its makes you lose brain cells, course for you it means your just about ready to straight up stupid hahaha! Wally: Yea well at least I am not there yet unlike you. Tell Lanch about what you did yesterday. Tristin: Uh....what? Wally: You know what I am talking about braid boy! You know what I will, he was getting some food from the market and he was staring at the rollers that slide the food across and he got his goatee caught in it. It took them 3 hours to get it out. Tristin: WHAT?? Thats bull it only took two and half hours not 3 HA shows you. Wally: What ever man. (Wally slides down and gets under there with out hitting his head and starts to bench press for his next set. Lanch is curling about 250lbs, while Wally is now benching abou 220lbs. Lanch looks to be in great shape as always, Wally looks like he always does just big, and Tristin looks like he is ready to do what it takes to beat the Dream Warriors.) Tristin: Man Brood and Screamer think they are such a great tag team, they will have no idea what hits them when me and Wally get to the ring. Wally: Yea they will out fists will hit them. Lanch: You know guys the PPV is going to be good for all of us. Hell me and Jake already beat those two idiots they tought they can get the tag titles away from us but that just didn't happen. You guys can beat them no problem. Tristin if you hit him with the Time Warp it will be over same is if Wally gives one of them a Wally Toss. There is no chance for them to get out of that match without losing, and as far as Screamer with the Lightweight title don't worry about you will get anothe shot at it somtime. Wally: Yea maybe I can get a Hardcore Title shot? Lanch: Not if you want to get your ass kicked by me you don't. Wally: Oh yea I forgot about that. Well maybe I can go for the Tri State Title or somthing. Tristin: Well lets first win our match at the PPV then we can get some titles. I am planning on puting the Dream Warriors on a permanent sleep vaction. Wally: Yea I am just going to uh hurt them....alot. (Tristin stops his machine and gets off. He is sweating alot cause it looks like he set the deal to go from a brick jog to a full on sprint he nearly fell over right before he got off. Wally starts to laugh and drops the bar onto his chest, which causes Lanch to laugh and fall out of his stool.) Lanch: Man you two that is just to funny. Ok guys I think we have done enough cause you guys keep it up I will never get ready. So lets just go hit the showers and get the hell out of here. Tristin: Sounds like a plan to me. Wally: Yea (rubbing his chest) me too. (Soon they get up and and head to the showers. A little bit later, Lanch comes out wearing a pair of Tommy Jeans and a white t-shirt that has a American flag on it and on the back it has In God We Trust. He also has a Avalanch hat on. Tristin walks out wearing dress pants and a button up Spider Man shirt. His blonde hair hanging down. Wally walks out wearing a pair of jeans and a Fighting Illini shirt. His brown hair tied back. They walk out of the gym and head to the red Dodge Durrango, they get in and drive off.) Lanch: You know its going to be nice when I hold not one....not two....not even THREE belts, but four thats right FOUR belts. I am the only man in this sport that could do it here in XGWO why cause I am the best wrestler in this buisness. Guys like Lee Todd can say what they want, but even he knows there is just too much work to beat a guy like me. Hell I don't care if he is the Beast Champion cause to me that belt is nothing. Now the XGWO World Title is what concerns me thats m belt so is the Hardcore belt thats mine too oh and I am one half Tag Champion. Tristin: Not to mention Ring Lord. Wally: Yea and all around good guy. Lanch: Yea and there is no one here in XGWO that can stop me, hell I have proven that so many times now. Even when I was beaten for the World Title what did I do? I went back and in about 2 weeks I got it back I am a true maginificant phenome. I am the guy who is the best in XGWO. Lee is just small potato's, Trent is nothing but a play toy somthing for me to kick around, and after the PPV just like toys that get tore up its time to throw you away cause frankly Trent you bore me. Tristin: Man did you see the Dream Warriors, there are talking about challenging people for the Lighweight title cause there to stupid to check out the sheet and see there booked for the night. Wally: Yea they are book for a Date with my fist. Tristin: Yea and with my foot. Brood and Screamer you guys are going to know that big nipples like you don't belong in XGWO, you belong with guys like Trent Hunter and Lee Todd and thats selling my t-shirts to fans. Wally: What about my t-shirt? Tristin: Well uuhhh thats in the works. Wally: You told me that a month ago. So where the fuck is my t-shirt I see you got one out what about me WHAT ABOUT WALLY!!! Tristin: What about you man sheesh if you want one that bad go talk to product management they will get one up for you sheesh althought I think you need to market your brownies. Wally: You really think so?? Tristin: No not really. Hehehe dude I don't think the people out there will want there kids going blind over Wally's wonder brownies. Wally: Hey they might not there is a 50 50 chance. Course if Brood and Screamer ate them thre is a 10% chance cause well they just deserve to be blind and stuff. Lanch: In other words you would put moe of tha shit in it huh. Wally: (grining) Damn right the whole bag. (Soon Lanch pulls over at a bar he goes to frequently its called the "Pit". Lanch gets out folowed by Tristin and Wally. Once in side you hear the sounds of Kid Rock playing in the back ground. You look around and you see some guys playing darts or playing pool. There are some people out of the little dance floor. Then there is a the bartender looks to be Mexican he has long black hair and is wearing a whit tank top. His arms covered in tatoo's. Lanch walks up to his the shake hands.) Lanch: Hey Julio hows it goign man. Julio: Man as you acn tell buisness is pretty good. I mean havign a home town celebrity is good for buisness plus this is like your bar to come and drink. Lanch: Long as no one messes with me. You know Trisin and Wally. Julio: Yea I remeber them. (Julio waves his hands in front of Wally's eye's) Wally: Man what in the hell are you doing? Julio: Sorry man just checkin last time I saw you. You were blind and all. Wally: Yea well I am not I can see just fine. (Just then Wally stubs his toe on a bar stool right in front of him.) Wally: Damn it!! I meant to do that you know. Lanch: Just sit down and drink a beer. The PPV is almost here and Trent Hunter is going down and I will be even better then the best....I will be the greatest. Tristin: Yea and the Dream Warriors are not goign to have a good night at MM and thats fact. Wally: Yea so boys you better watch it cause we are coming to kick your ass Lanch: So FEAR THIS!! |
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