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| (The camera pans into what is just a plain jane old white room we see chairs lined up against the wall. We then see Avalanch dressed in black jeans and a black button down shirt with red trim and a fitted Bulls cap, he has all 3 of his belts with him holding two in one hand and one in the other. He looks up at the camera and smiles.) Lanch: Hi I am Avalanch the XGWO Tag, Hardcore, and World Champion, and tonight I am a guest on the Howard Stern show. (After that it cuts in to the E! logo and doing the opening for the show. the it cuts in to the station where Howard,Robin and a few others guests are sitting. ) Howard: Now uh tonight we have Avalanch the XGWO...is that right? Robin: Yes. Howard: I thought so uh the XGWO World...tag...hardcore and what ever else he is Champion. Now we invited him on the show (cuts to Lanch walking) to talk about his upcoming PPV match, and just to talk the guy is pretty cool I have met him before at Scores one night. Man he is big. (Lanch walks in and Babba Louie just stares like he is going to faint. Lanch goes over to the black leather couch and he sets down all of his belts. He puts on his head set and sits down.) Robin: Man that is alot of gold Lanch: Excuse me what? Robin: I said thats alot of gold you got there. Lanch: Heheh yea it is somtimes to much. Howard: Now Lanch I see all of those belts there, and what does each mean? Lanch: Well this one here is the Tag Team Title there is a second but it belongs to my partner Jake Justice. Those matches are pretty fun it gives me time to rest and for right now he and I are the best. This next one is the Hardcore Championship. Howard: Yea I have seen that one...that where anything goes and just people get hurt in those matches alot. I wouldn't last 10 seconds in match like that. I would lay one the ground and scream and hope they just run away from the high pitch sounds. How do you deal with it? Lanch: Its nothing long as your the one doing the hitting with blunt objects its fun. The big one is the World Title. This is the one every one wants this belt here says your the best. With this belt you are the top guy which pretty much means that there is a big target on your ass until you lose the belt. Howard: Now my notes say that this is your second World Title. They also say you are the 2001 Ring Lord what is that sounds like a fetish porn movie. Lanch: Hahaha no its a tourney of alot of the XGWO wrestlers and who ever wins get to be Lord for a year. Uh its pretty much a ego boost if you win cause no matter what for that year you are the Ring Lord. It can also mean a push to get some titles shots. Not to mention its a kick when they anounce me as Lord Avalanch. Total trip. Robin: The Lord of all he see's. When you get in the ring with these guys are you ever afraid of injury? Lanch: If any one should be afraid its the other guy standing across from me. I take what ever may come, most of the time the guy on the other side gets his ass kicked and gets to say to his friends that I got to at least be in the ring with The Champ. Howard: Now I understand that this PPV marks your debut point. Lanch: Yea thats right Mideval Melle is where I first came in to XGWO. Every since that time I have beaten every one that there has to be beaten in XGWO. I have won many titles along the way and have built a pretty good rep, course there are guys who haven't gotten the hint yet. (Bobba Louie comes in and grabs the mic and looks at Lanch) Bobba: Yea I was in the booth and I saw a Trent Hunter promo. He was talking smack about how 2001 is ending and so is Avalanch's reign and that XGWO may be the house that Lanch built but he is going to start rebuilding. He also said around the end that he is going to review your matches you two have had. I was wanting to get his thoughts on that. Lanch: You know I don't sweat Trent. He can review all of our matches if he wants he will just watch him lose about 10 times in row. Trent Hunter hasn't beaten me and its easy to see why and thats cause he sucks. He he has giant man syndrome. He thinks he is bigger then every one else and that makes him tough. Well I am goign to play Dr. and give him a PHD a Pumpkin Head Deluxe. Which means I am going to hit him in the head so hard that his head is going to swell 5 times its size. To bad it couldn't work on his small brain. He seems to keep thinking that he can beat me when I have beaten him so many times its starting to get old. Hell you think we are getting a gimmick match just to settle this? C'mon the fans are sick of watching you get in my face and having me smack the taste out of your mouth. If it wasn't for that IC title he has he wouldn't even be in the main event. He would be back out in the crowds selling t-shirts. Howard: What about the sexiest man alive award? I mean I am 6'5 about 170lbs a nose that looks like pinocio is my Dad, and I ma hung like a 3yr old and I am sexier then him. Hell I have been told all my life I have a great face for radio. (All of the laugh a bit and he continues.) Howard:.......yet this guy gets a sexiest man alive? He must have worked over time for that one. Lanch: Yea that award is a mercy award. The judges watched him get his ass kicked day in and day out and they thought lets give him somthing cause he may just go and off him self, and I don't want that on my consiouns. So thats pretty much why. Trent is just some idiot who keeps getting lucky and at the PPV his streak is over. I am going to make that cage his resting place. He will face me there and then he will have to find some one new to bug, cause there is no way in hell he is going to beat me. Robin: Now this cage match seems like its going to be real dangerous. It says like 3 cages on top of each other explosives, barb wire, and fire. Now thats not somthing I would go and sign up for hehee. Lanch: Yea you got to be pretty damn loony to go for that, but its the only way to settle it cause who ever losses this match is going to be pretty screwed up and there going to need a Doctor and a hospital stay. Hell the winner will too, but he will walk out with the 3 most regaurded singles titles in XGWO. Hell for all I know Trent can slip fall crotch first on a explosive and lose his man hood. Howard: Ohhhh wow that would hurt. Now I heard for Christmas you and Tracy Bingam went the Movie Premiere of Ali. Now how was that. I mean she is hot I would so do her. Lanch: Hahaha. Yea it was fun. The movie was great. Robin: I want to know how did you two hook up? Lanch: Well I was at one of Playboy mansion parties and she and I bumped into each other, and she said that she was a fan and I asked her to go, and well she said yes. Howard: You had to be all turned on, just the size of her rack would have had me touching myself. Lanch: Hehehe. Nah it was cool we just went to the movie, then went to the after party and then I took her home and headed back to my hotel cause I had a house show and signing to do the next morning. I did get her two number and stuff so its all good. Howard: Well I would like ot thankk you for stoping by. The PPV is XGWO Mideval Mellee and it is next Sunday check all your cable companies for time and listing. I wish well and try not to make him any uglier. Lanch: Ok thanks Howard. (Lanch gets up and grabs his titles and walks down that hall.) Camera man: So what did you think coming on the show? Lanch: Oh it was fun Howard cracks me up all the time. CM: So do you think you and Tracy will get together? Lanch: Never know man. CM: Any last words for Trent Hunter? Lanch: Yea...Fear This. |