Exodus

(Exodus�in the Bible it means the end. In FHW it will mean the same thing Title reins may end, and careers may end as well. For Avalanch it�s the end of his days of retirement, but when things end something must begin, and for The Hardcore Freak his run to the top will begin with Bobby Cage.)

(Here in Chicago in the back yard of his home we see Avalanch hanging out by the pool. There are quite a few women and of course beer. Lanch is sitting in a lawn chair dressed in white jean shorts and a wife beater a pair of Oakley�s and white Chicago Bulls ball cap. He heard about his PPV match after Ricochet. It�s a handcuff�s on a pole match. He has never been one of these types of matches before, but from what we can see it doesn�t seem to bother him.)

Lanch: Man it�s a great day. Feels good to be out and about, I am a bit sore it�s been awhile since I had a match. To tell ya the truth I have never felt better. It felt great to mix it up and I did some damn good damage to the champ and to that punk Cage. Now it seems at Exodus I have a match with him. Some one is going to put some handcuff�s on a pole and we have to fight to get them and whoever gets them get to do what ever with them. Well it doesn�t seem so tough I have been though worse. I have been in an electrified hell in a cell in FHW and since I have been around I have never seen that match happen again. Maybe they deemed it to damn dangerous so strapping some handcuff�s on a pole is not going to be that big of a deal. Of course I can see why they are doing this type of match. I mean they call Bobby Cage the �Convict� right? So it�s supposed to be his element cause cops gave him the Rodney King treatment. Well let me tell you something punk. I have never had a problem busting a pair of police issue cuffs before. So you may tie me up to the ropes or whatever but you better be real smart and stay on me cause if and when I get loose I am going to rip you apart. You got a taste of what I can do. I flipped you around like you were a fucking flapjack kid. You think you can handle me in a no rules type match? I have been doing this for years now and there is no one who can compete with me. I am not saying I am unstoppable by any means, but I am damn near it.

(Lanch gets up and goes over to the side of the pool and you see a grill. Lanch opens it up and there are some brats and burgers on it. He takes some of the burgers off and soon Jimmy Star walks out plate ready and beer in hand. Lanch puts a bunch of them on a plate and closes the grill and starts to fix himself a plate. After doing so he goes and sets back down. Jimmy goes and sets across from him.)

Jimmy: So you think your ready for you first PPV back in FHW?

Lanch: Hell yea I am ready! I am in the best shape of my career. I have a whole bunch of new tricks up my sleeve. Plus I am going to get hardcore like no does. Bobby Cage isn�t going to know what hits him. He is supposed to be a convict, well he sure don�t act like it but I can�t help feeling like I am being played like I am a cop from Cob County Georgia and he is some voice altered orange jumpsuit wearing freak. Well I can tell ya I am not coming down in a police uniform carrying a ball and chain and a nightstick. What I am going to bring is a whole lot of pain. I am going to beat the hell out of you. Basically I am going to run through you like Ex-Lax through you dumb ass Momma.

(Jimmy kind of looks at him strangely.)

Jimmy: Man that was kind of sick, now I got visions of diarrhea dancing in my head. It�s going to take weeks to get that to go away.

Lanch: Ha ha ha. Man you�re too much. Look Jimmy we all know he doesn�t stand much of a chance. He is stepping in the ring with a one man wrecking crew. I am a former FHW Hardcore, and Online Champion. Its not like he is going to have it easy. I have run with the best and have beaten the best. Yet this clown is more then likely thinking it�s going to be easy pickings. What cause he is a convict? I mean I really don�t think being in prison doesn�t really make you a bad ass. It just means you did something real stupid and got caught cause you don�t think. Course this guy may have had run ins with a 400lbs black guy with a taste for sweet meat. I guess taking that like a trooper counts for something right?

(Jimmy just shakes his head and gets up.)

Lanch: What? What did I say? Oh come on Jimmy its got to be true. I mean since I showed up I haven�t seen him mention much about being a convict so something traumatic had to happen to him. Like maybe he was sucking dick for cigarette�s or something. Well what ever it was I guess being in a FHW ring must seem like a breeze he gets to beat up people and not get put in solitary. At Exodus the only one who is going to get hurt though is him. You see I am going to bust you up real good Cage. I mean if I am not trying to turn your jaw into oatmeal I am going to be throwing you across the ring. Face it pal you�re going to be in for a long night.

(Lanch�s phone begins ringing and he flips his cell phone. He has this smirk on his face hangs up and heads inside the house. He goes into the living room and turns on his flat screen. He sees that Cage is doing a promo. Lanch sets down on the couch and watches this poor excuse for a promo. Soon the words come out *Cage* �I was kicking ass and taking names but somehow I never seemed to get a hold of you. I think I know why though, you fear me.� Lanch�s jaw drops and soon his beer go flying across the room. He gets up and then puts his hand through a wall.)

Lanch: FEAR YOU!!! FEAR YOU!! I FEAR NO MAN YOU LITTLE PRICK! You better get your damn head on straight. I have no reason at all to fear a little bitch like you. You better be real ready cause I am going to DESTROY YOU!! You ignorant little FUCK! You think I should realize that I shouldn�t fuck with Bobby Cage. Why don�t we just look at some tape shall we?

(Lanch grabs his remote and pops in the tape.)

Lanch: Ok here is the start of the match Mr. Cage

(Flips to the footage. Roberts: Avalanche is destroying Cage. He whips Cage to the ropes and BIIIIIG BACK BODY DROP!!!!! Wow! Cage bounced off that canvas hard. He gets up, and Lanch clotheslines him right over the top rope. Cage is right out here by us now. Cuts back to Lanch.)

Lanch: There is one instance: Where you �got a hold of me� wait there is more.

(Flips back to footage. Roberts: Look, Lane�s back up, he�s going after Gladiator, but here comes CAGE!!! Cage grabs Lane from behind and throws him over the top rope. That�s right. Get him outta there!! Avalanche is up and grabs Cage from behind in a full nelson�FULL NELSON SLAM BY AVALANCH ON CAGE!!!!! Cage is hurt. He rolls out of the ring.)

(Lanch holds his chin.)

Lanch: So far Cage its been YOU who was taking the ass kicking. What match were you watching? Should we look at more? I mean I can show other instances where you were in the ring with me and I was basically kicking your ass. I mean the only one who was doing any damage to me was Gladiator, and that�s not much. Cage we are going into this match as you put it cause we both were in the �big house� see that�s where you are wrong. I spent a couple weeks in jail cause I got in a fight. You are I guess a real convict so you have had to spend at least a year in a prison. Course to me it really doesn�t matter cause at the PPV I am kicking your ass. You think your going to lay into me? You think that you�re going to just get in there and kick my ass? You must not have gotten the memo but your not getting the ring with Todd Lane, a guy who pretends he is a wrestler. No you�re getting in the ring with a former World Champion, a former Lost Soul. I was the guy who re-invented what was hardcore in FHW. A �so called� legend? No I am a straight up legend here. There is nothing so called about me. I go to the ring I beat some one�s ass and leave, go out and party and do the same thing next week. Only difference is that this is a PPV. Which only means that the ass kicking is going to be even worse and bigger crowd to watch, and it means that my celebration is going to be bigger then normal. Other then that it�s the same routine. At Exodus it�s going to be you and a set of cuffs trapping you to the ring while I take a chair to your skull and play on you like I�m Hank Aaron. Then and only when I feel like I will end the match pin you 1,2,3 my hands in the air and you have a one-way ticket to the nearest hospital. Face it kid it�s not me who is out of league its YOU! Your not just out of my league your on a whole different planet. You think your going to knock me out cold? Right. I see it happening�.to some one else. Not me. I am way to good way to big and way to classy for a ring rat like you to do anything to me. Oh sure you may hit me, or you may even slam me if you can even lift 350lbs. Either way the end result is going to be me beating your brains in and you hoping and praying that God takes you before I do.

(Lanch heads back out side. Jimmy is kinda perplexed about what happened. Lanch lost his temper and now he back to being kinda calm. He goes to the cooler pulls out another beer, pops the to and takes a drink. He gets out to the chair and sets down. Jimmy comes over and sets down as well.)

Jimmy: You cool man?

Lanch: Yea the little prick pissed me off. Saying I fear him. He is a nothing a nobody a damned ring rat. He is out there thinking he is going to beat me. I mean he lives in a place where the sky is blue and nothing in wrong. See we live in reality. That�s where he needs to go, cause it hasn�t sunk in. I guess he will once Exodus takes place he will know. I am going to hurt him Jimmy. I won�t leave that ring till he needs to have an o2 tank strapped to his back just so he can breath. I am going to hit him so hard that brain damage is imminent. Bobby Cage is going to be declared a fucking vegetable after I am done.

(Lanch kinda smiles.)

Lanch: Now lets get on the subject of Gladiator. Now here is a guy I was in the ring with I saw a little bit of what he can do. I mean he caught me with some real good stuff. I gave him some damn good moves and laid him out for a bit. I don�t think he has ever been tested like that, course I am the only guy who can pretty much look him dead in the eye. I saw the anger and rage inside and you know what, I was scared one bit. In fact I wanted him to bring it. I wanted him to hit me with the force of a mega ton bomb. I didn�t care cause I would have gotten back up and nailed him right back. He lives to intimidate, to me he just fuels more power out of me to knock him down. We will meet again in the ring big man and it will be real fun.

(Lanch begins to smile. It seems he likes the thought of an all out battle between two power men. He knows if it were happen it would be violent in bloody. There would be no sweet science. It wouldn�t be a match of technical mat skills. It will be heavy hitting and seeing who will be able to out power who. It could possibly be for the World Title, but really that doesn�t concern him as long as he can say he battled him for all its worth. As stupid as Lanch thinks Gladiator is he does respect his ability to destroy cause he can relate. That�s as far as that goes. He takes another drink of his beer.)

Lanch: Man I am looking forward to this. It will signal Avalanch is back. It will take the body breaking of a total and complete idiot to signal it, but it will be happen. Cage you better ask a lot of people to pray for you cause you will need to have a lot of people put a good word in with the big guy up stairs, cause you won�t make it out of this match with out some major complications. I am not saying these things to be nice or to warn you. I just know what I can do in that ring. Even in defeat I didn�t take the worst end of any match I have ever been in. I just want to make sure your ready for the beating of a lifetime. The Hardcore Freak is all about making his opponent beg to be put out of his misery.

(Lanch looks around for a bit takes another drink of his beer. He gets for sec and his phone rings again. He picks it up listens and begins laughing.)

Lanch: Jimmy listen to this Cage was out reading to some kids he got pissy yelled at them and stuff. Man he was running his mouth like he came out the womb a full grown adult. What a fucking moran. Cage man you are going to get your ass kicked you wanna be a bad ass? You say your not soft? Bitch please after our match you won�t have a bone in your damn little body that won�t be broken. At Exodus you will FEAR THIS!