(AT RISE: JESUS and VINCE are sitting in a classroom, VINCE is naked.)
JESUS
Vince, it�s Vince right?
VINCE
Yeah, what�s up?
JESUS
Well, um, you know you�re naked.
VINCE
I am?
JESUS
Yes, yes you are.
VINCE
Wow, I am! Can I borrow a piece of your robe?
JESUS
Ah, then I�ll be naked.
VINCE
Why are you wearing a robe anyways? You know you look familiar.
JESUS
Shhhh, Leroy is coming in now.
VINCE
Shit, I hope he doesn�t see me naked. Think he�ll notice?
JESUS
Na, he�s a bit blind, besides I�m sitting in front of you.
VINCE
Hey, you�re Jesus Christ!
JESUS
Yes, I am, now shut up; he�s going to see you!
VINCE
Hey, ya think anyone else noticed?
JESUS
Yeah, that guy Erik keeps staring at ya, I think he might be a switch hitter.
VINCE
Na, him, he�s to perverted to be a switch hitter.
JESUS
Maybe your right.
VINCE
Hey, why are you here anyway?
JESUS
Good question, I wish I knew the answer. One minute I�m talking to Peter, and then here I am, looking at your naked ass.
VINCE
Oh, well how�s Peter doing?
JESUS
Well, he�s doing as well as a dead guy in heaven can do. I think I should go back; Leroy isn�t paying attention now, I think he fell asleep.
VINCE
Yeah, that scene was rather boring, who�s was it.
JESUS
Yours.
VINCE
Damn, I�m that bad?
JESUS
Yeah, I think it�s the punctuation.
VINCE
Well, I�m gonna blame it on the actors.
JESUS
That�s unfair.
VINCE
Hey life isn�t fair.
JESUS
True.
VINCE
Why is that?
JESUS
I can�t tell you that.
VINCE
Why not?
JESUS
Because, I can�t
VINCE
That�s not a good reason.
JESUS
It�s an unwritten law.
VINCE
What the�what kinda government are you guys running up there, communist?
JESUS
No, why would you say that.
VINCE
Unwritten law? Come on, no one has unwritten laws.
JESUS
Well I�m sorry but not everything can be written on slabs of stone.
VINCE
Why not?
JESUS
Because, there aren�t enough stones.
VINCE
Well write small.
JESUS
You can�t just write small, then who�s going to read them?
VINCE
We have microscopes.
JESUS
Really, then why is it that the smallest molecule you can see is a quark?
VINCE
I don�t know, I don�t handle those things.
JESUS
Well I don�t handle the unwritten law policies.
VINCE
Yeah you do, you�re the father, the son and the holly ghost.
JESUS
That�s not the point.
VINCE
By the way what�s up with that holly ghost thing?
JESUS
Well he�s complicated.
VINCE
You�re telling me, I haven�t been able to figure that guy out in a long ass time.
JESUS
To tell you the truth, I have no idea either.
VINCE
Oh shit, Leroy is looking over here, hey so is Erick! Damn perv
JESUS
All right, that�s my cue I�m outta here.
VINCE
Hey, lend me your robe!
(JESUS disappears; everyone looks at VINCE points, and laughs.)