And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
[Planes, Trains & Automobiles]
You can give me a fuckin' automobile ! A fuckin' Datsun, a fuckin' Toyota, a fuckin' Mustang, a fuckin' Buick, four fuckin wheels and a seat !!
[Planes, Trains & Automobiles]
I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?
[Dirty Harry]
If I go fag, you die !!
[Analyze This]
My name is Ben Sobel.......Leone.......Ben Sobeleone. I'm also known as Benny the Groin, Sonny the Schnoz, Elmer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba and once as Miss Philys Levine ! But that was years ago. I smoked a titibet and I had a Quaalude and suddenly I'm in fishnets singing show tunes. These things happen, but it has nothing to do with what I'm doing here with you fine gentlemen today. That being said, I'm also known to the people who know me the best as the fucking Docter !!
[Analyze This]
Your best? Losers always whine bout their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!
[The Rock]
Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I dont give a fuck how crazy they are !
[From Dusk Till Dawn]
Your best better get a Hell of a lot fucking better, or you're gonna feel a hell of a lot fucking worse !
[From Dusk Till Dawn]
Well, it's been one long goddamn hot miserable shit-ass fuckin' day every inch of the way !
[From Dusk Till Dawn]
Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! This is a pussy blow out! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it!
Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, FUCK IT !
[From Dusk Till Dawn]
Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee !!!
[Pulp Fiction]
What now? Let me tell you what now. I'm gunna call a couple of hard pipe hittin' niggas to go to work on my homes here. With a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin' hilly-billy-boy?! I ain't through with you by damn sight! I'm gunna get medieval on your ass!
[Pulp Fiction]
Well I'm a mushroom-cloud laying mother-fucker, mother-fucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain, I'm super-fly TNT! I'm the Guns of the Navarone !!
[Pulp Fiction]
God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps!
[Full Metal Jacket]
I wanted to meet stimulating and interesting people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.
[Full Metal Jacket]
The dead know only one thing: it's better to be alive.
[Full Metal Jacket]
If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang !
[Full Metal Jacket]
I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it !
[A Fistful of Dollars]
I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the governemnt shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise !
[Reservoir Dogs]
Hardy fuckin' harrr !!
[Reservoir Dogs]
Toby...Toby...Toby ? Toby Wong...Toby Wong...Toby Chong......fuckin' Charlie Chan !! I've got Madonna's big dick comin' outta my left ear and Toby the Jap, I don't know what, comin' outta my right !!!
[Reservoir Dogs]
I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you, while singing your own song in a new commercial, starring you, broadcast during the Superbowl, in a game that you are winning !!
[Jerry McGuire]
All right, all right... I apologize. I'm really, really sorry. I apologize unreservedly. I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice. And I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
[A Fish Called Wanda]
I've got an offer you can't refuse !
[The Godfather]
Leave the gun, take the canoli.
[The Godfather]
The blues ain't nothin' but a good man feelin' bad.
[Crossroads]
No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
[Patton]
And if there's a heaven and God I hope there is, I know he's sitting up there, drunk as a fucking monkey and smoking shit. Because he left his pains down here.
[Platoon]
Keep your dick hard and your powder dry and the world will turn !
[Platoon]
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
[Gladiator]
Ay, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !!!
[Braveheart]
The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots.
[Braveheart]
The Almighty thinks he can get me out of this, but he's pretty sure you're fucked !
[Braveheart]
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
[Star Wars A New Hope]
The Force is strong with this one
[Star Wars A New Hope]
I have been wating for you Obi Wan. At last we meet again. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master !
[Star Wars A New Hope]
I have a very bad feeling about this!
[Star Wars A New Hope]
The force is with you young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet !
[Star Wars The Empire Strikes back]
No! Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try !
[Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back]
You don't know the power of the Dark Side !
[Star Wars Return Of The Jedi]
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
[Star Wars The Phantom Menace]
At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge !
[Star Wars The Phantom Menace]
Always two there are. No more, no less. A master and an apprentice.
[Star Wars The Phantom Menace]
Fear. Fear attracts the fearful, the weak, the strong, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear. Fear is my ally.
[Star Wars The Phantom Menace. Special feature DVD only]
May the force be with you !
[Alle Star Wars delen]
Bless me, Father, for I have just killed quite a few men.
[Desperado]
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in darkness bind them.
[The Lord of the Rings. The Fellowship of the Ring]
Joes thie Foorce !
[Dr. Dolittle 2]
I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner.
[The Silence of the Lambs]
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
[The Silence of the Lambs]
Oh man, the shit piled up so fast in Vietnam you needed wings to stay above it.
[Apocalypse Now]
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
[Apocalypse Now]
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
[Jaws]
Be advised I eat concertina wire and piss napalm, I can put a round through a flea's ass at 300 yards.
[Heartbreak Ridge]
When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke.
[As good as it gets]
Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?
[As good as it gets]
I'm getting to old for this shit !!
[Lethal Weapon]
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
[Goodfellas]
But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me?
[Goodfellas]
I see dead people.
[The 6th sense]
I'll be back !!
[The Terminator]
So your obviously the big dick, the man on the side of you are the balls. There are two types of balls, there are big brave balls and then there are little minsy fagget balls. You know dicks have driving clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a peace of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy. And you have brought you two little minsy faggets balls with you for a good old time. But you've got your paty's made all wrong up. There is no pussy here just a dose that made you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick you're havin' second thoughts. You are shrinkin' and you're two little balls are shrinkin'with you. And the fact that you've got Replica written down the side of your guns and the fact that i've got DESSERT EAGLE .50 written on the side of mine. Should parsipitate your balls into shrinkin' along with your presece. Now fuck off.
[Snatch]
If you hold back anything I'll kill you, if you bend the truth or I think you're bendin' the truth I'll kill you. If you forget anything, I'll kill you. In fact you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't I'll kill you.
[Lock, stock and two smokin' barrels]
More to come !!!
