| Quotes: "There are two ways to live your life. One is are though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. ~Einstein "If I have any beliefs about immortlity, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." ~James Thurber " A dog is not "almost human," and I know of no greater insult than to call it as such." ~John Holmes " If a dog will not come to you after having looked in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience." ~Woodrow Wilson " The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too." ~Samuel Butler "Correct me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key." ~Caddy Shack " We're not mental or anything, so don't be afraid." ~Wayne's World "I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turned out I was just really bored." ~Wayne's World " Imagine being able to be magically whisked away to. . . Delaware. " Hi, I'm in Delaware." ~Wayne's World " The only limit to our realization of tomarow will be our doubts about reality." ~FDR ! " The only thing to fear is fear itself." ~FDR " I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia." `Woody Allen " Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. ~ Ludwig Van Beethoven " I was gratififed to be able to answer promtly, and I did. I said I didn't know." ~Mark Twain "When has tasted watermelon he knows what the angls eat." ~Mark Twain " Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." ~Mark Twain " Are you suggesting cocnuts migrate? ~Holy Grail "Run Away!" ~Holy Grail |