O.K. HERES THE DEAL...
(This is a joke by the way, but do feel free to pay if you like. Thats your God-given right. To choose!)
TO ACCESS THE FOLLOWING PAGE (There is no other way)
YOU MUST PAY €15000:00 FIRST (details below)
(Euros that is, Pounds or Dollars if you like!)
FOR ONE CHANCE
THERE ARE 476 MUSHY PEAS ON THE NEXT PAGE.
BEHIND EACH GRINNING MUSHY PEA THERE IS AN ICON.
THERE ARE TWO ICONS, A CRYING FACE, AND A SUNSHINE
SMILEY FACE
THERE ARE 475 CRYING FACES
AND 1 SUNSHINE SMILEY FACE
IF YOU PICK THE SUNSHINE SMILEY FACE ,
WELL THEN
YOU ARE THE PROUD NEW OWNER OF A
€400:000 (Euro) PROPERTY
(two houses on 1 acre)
IN COUNTY KERRY, ON THE SOUTH-WEST COAST OF IRELAND.
IF YOU PICK THE CRYING SMILEY FACE
YOU HAVE LOST €/$/£/ 15:000, TRY NOT TO FEEL SAD, Y'KNOW... YOU CAN
FREELY FEEL FREE TO TRY AGAIN
Off You GO
and...
Good Luck! (You'll need it!)
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