AWESOME ITALIAN SOMETHING:

Al dente macaroni...coarsely chopped onion...yellow peppers...one clove garlic...one can diced tomatoes w/ garlic and onion...one can or fresh mushrooms...1/2 jar Prego...fresh or jar oregano...couple T olive oil...ground sirloin or Italian sausage drained well after browning...few slices of pepperoni or more if you want cholesterol...ricotta cheese...grated mozzarella cheese.
Brown meat with olive oil and crushed garlic. If you are using Italian sausage, brown that first and drain well, then add the olive oil and garlic and etc. Do not overcook the peppers and onions!
EDITORS COMMENT: OR GUIDO WILL KILL YOU!
Throw in the rest of the BLEEP and bring to a boil.
Turn off and pile the BLEEP in a BIG BOWL. Top with a spoonful of ricotta cheese and grated mozzarella and nuke until cheese is melted. Eat with a LARGE SLICE of garlic bread...(tongue wagging!)