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Also, don't forget the following things and your life will finally be complete.
1.)"Imagine a room full of women. Nubile, blonde, wet with desire, Schwartz. A harem, if you will. Me in leather. A harness, if you like. I am the object of this desire, and all eyes are on me as I speak. �Ladies,� I begin. �I am the love god, Eros. I intoxicate you. My spunk is to you manna from heaven..." 2.)I've heard people speak of angels. When they were asked "how did you know they were an angel?" the reply came back "they gave me twenty bucks, that's how i knew" money bearing angels are the best in las vegas, rare, but the best. 3.)Sometimes i like a woman who is 6'5" and weighs 95 pounds. 4.)Virtue..is perfumed with crime. 5.)You want to lay on the couch upsidedown with your head towards the ground and feet pointed toward the ceiling while speaking in haitian riddles of chinese acrobats and portugese mimes. (+]-and do this often-[+). |