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| What could I possibly have to say about this complete waste of a human being. I'll tell ya! Bam Margera is the biggest ass I have ever seen whether in reality or tv. He's had to pass a lot of shit to get there too: Aaron, Tom Green, The Cowboys, Carmen Electra, Beef, Carson Daly, George Bush, Keanu Reeves, Kevin Fedderline, Ryan Seacrest, Dan Marino, Osama Bin Laden, The Red Sox and of course Satan himself. Bam is a dick! First off his name is Bam! What the fuck is that about? Where the hell did he get that one from Emeril? Or has he just slammed his head against one too many walls? Good God. The man is a holy terror and you people idolize him and think he's funny! No wonder George Bush is president, the whole world hates us and the Red Sox won the series it's due to this demoralization sweeping the nation. Jesus Christ! Man, where is the love? Oh God that just reminded me of Fergie what the fuck did she do to her face it looks like what happens to Barbie when you put her over an open flame! Anyway, Bam need to be kidnapped, shot and left for dead then tell him he's been punk'd! which is another jackass show like that British one where the guy sprayed water in Tom Cruise's face. How would you like to be talking to someone you don't particularly want to then have them spray water in your face!? I'll tell ya you wouldn't like it at all and if soemone did it to you you'd probably punch them in the face. Which is exactly what I'd like to do to Bam but with a bat! |
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