To the benefits of Cheez
And everything in between
constantly entertaining
always funny, never straining
Cheez Log in your ass tonight
So if its 9 o'clock
And you have nothing to do
Watch the show
This log is for you
Just watch the Cheez
We're begging you please
the show is better than
being stung by killer bees
So we'll see you Tuesdays
At 9.
Cheez Lizzle fo' Shizzle
In your Hizzle While you Izzle
Isn't Homizzle
Steal your Stereizzo
(MR. HUMPTY)
Yeah...Snoop. I know what you're sayin
Humpty about to bring it to ya...
I watch Cheez Log, ever night
For my man Chett
He hust ain't right
Yeah, he's a Cheez Log
And a big camera hog
But he tastes good on chips
So He's alright, yeah.
(YODA)
MMMM yes, Valvetta up in this it is, MMMM
Yoda I am, Hover things I do
Watching Cheez Log you are not,
You're a Master Fool.
(SADDAM)
I'd Like to give a shout out to all my lookalikes, uh yeah.
My name's Saddam
And I'll drop bombs
As soon as I find them.
You'll never catch me
I'm kicking it in Miami
Sticking Cheez Logs in your Bottom.