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Tyler?
We left you in suspense, but now, you will finally know the answer of whether or not Tyler is dead and if he's alive, when he'll return to the show. You will all find this out...at the end of the week. We are translating the pictorals for what happened to the website so you will have an indepth look into what happened. We'll have that up by Friday, so keep coming back to find out about Tyler's whereabouts and lifeabouts.

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 02/21/05

Tyler?
Sorry about the long wait since the last update. We've(Chett and I) have been hot on a trail of an insider tip. We can smell the Axe Body Spray from here, we're that close to finding Tyler! We've gathered up all of the tips and this one tip from an unknown source seems to be the most valid. We shall see. We'll keep you posted, by tomorrow we shall have an answer for you to the burning questions "Is Tyler Alive?" and if so "Where is the five dollars he owes me?" Check back tomorrow for the conclusion.

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 02/11/05

New Year, New Tyler News!
Happy New Year everyone! A new year means a new chapter in Cheez Log. If we find Tyler soon he can return to the show by this season! Check out the Missing Tyler site!

WHERE'S TYLER? ONLINE

That Site has all the up to date info on Tyler's whereabouts! KEEP SEARCHING! Check back soon for an interview with Chett the Cheez Log.

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 01/10/04

Cheez Log Theme Song Download
We now have just posted the "Cheez Log Theme Song" performed by Tom Delonge of Blink 182, here it is:

Tom Delonge - Cheez Log Theme Song

Right Click and "Save As" or just click to stream it
On Tyler news, we are finishing up on a site devoted specifically on the finding of Tyler and returning him to host Cheez Log for another season. We'll have a link for you as soon as it is up and running.
Keep Hope Alive!

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 12/13/04

TYLER NEWS!
We have changed the status of Tyler's being from dead to missing. We've received so many sightings that we must change his status. We've hired three personal investigators to find Tyler. Where ever he might be. After we told Tyler's twin brother that he was considered missing, his twin also went missing. We are looking into all leads and are devising a way where you the viewer can help out. Thank you for all the sightings mail we've been getting, we hope to update you as soon as we can.

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 11/27/04

Christmas!/Pictorals/Chett News
We just opened an online store for the upcoming holiday season. Buy all your Cheez Log Holiday gear HERE! My favorites are the "Santacore" and "Fetus Phil" shirts.
We have the first installments of the "Weekend at Britney's" Pictoral now up online. Soon, we'll have a new section full of just pictorals. How fun, yes? For now CHECK IT OUT!
A few weeks ago, I told you that we'd have an exclusive interview with Chett. Chett went through some hardships and was not able to make the interview. We apologize and will have Chett on the site as soon as he is available.

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 11/17/04

Ben Affleck Comments on Sightings/Voting
I've been getting a lot of people stopping me on the street and asking me the same question over and over again. "Is Tyler still alive?" I can't say due to certain contractual obligations but I can tell you that would be great. To those people who stop me on the street, how about asking for an autograph or a picture, not just "where's Tyler?" God gave a a special gift, the gift of looking just like Tyler. I'm thinking this gift is a curse. Everytime I pick up the Enquirer so I can shred it and put it in my gerbil's cage, I read "Cheez Log Sighting" and it would be a picture of me. Get your facts straight Enquirer!
Now, on the subject of voting. Elections are tomorrow and we should all go out and vote for John Kerry. He is a respected man and I believe he can do a better job at supporting this country. People often say "Bush is a great president, he has kept the country safe since 9/11." That's not his doing, it's the terrorists doing. When has a terrorist attack ever happened than another one right after it on American soil? Never. It's not the president that is protecting the United States. To think that is ignorance. We the people deserve a better president, and Kerry is our man.

Posted By: Ben Affleck
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 11/01/04

More Stuff and New Merchandise!
I just got off the phone with Chett. He seems to be out of the hospital and out of physical therapy. As you all know, or read in the New York Times, Chett was struck by the late Saddam after Saddam took over the last episode of Cheez Log. Chett had been in the hospital ever since...well he was out for a few days and then back again, but I won't tell you that story, I'll leave it to Chett! He'll be guest posting on Wednesday, including pictures of his stay in the hospital and other things of that nature. Thanks for stopping by!
UPDATE: Chett was arrested for indecent cheesing. He was not able to provide us with his comments at this time. We have posted bail and hope to hear from him soon! Stay here at Cheez Log Online for more updates!

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 10/11/04

More Stuff and New Merchandise!
I was going through the tons of boxes full of Cheez Log memorbilia the other day and I came across some more things. Like actual pictorals featured in your favorite episodes of Cheez Log. I'll try to have some up in the next week. Check out the merch section on the right side of the screen for all new "Cheez Log Memorial Merchandise." I have have the yellow one myself!

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 09/17/04

Off the Cheez Log Soundtrack!
Eventhough Saddam killed practically everybody on the show, doesn't mean he had bad taste in music. When Saddam was in Iraq, he got his favorite band; Group X, to do a song especially for Tyler for his 20th birthday. The band did so, and you can download it here!

Group X - Cheese.mp3

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 09/14/04

Holy Log O Cheez!!!
Just cause the show is over, doesn't mean the site is. After searching the attic of Tyler's Malibu estate, I uncovered lots of Cheez Log stuff. We have hundreds of pages of Cheez Log Comics drawn by Tyler himself. If you like the pictorals that were on the show, you'll love these! I also found a Cheez Log soundtrack CD and I'll try to post some Mp3s very soon. I'm talking the original theme song, and a bunch of other stuff. After digging some more, I found some early character sketches of Chett and the rest of the characters on the show. Even characters who never made it on the show! I'll post all this stuff in the coming weeks. So look for it soon. I also have asked Tyler's twin brother Benjamin, to come post on the site with stuff that Tyler left him. So, look for that as well. Though the show is over, Cheez Log lives on!!! So, come back to the site soon for new stuff!

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 09/13/04

The Ending of an Era

CHEEZ LOG: 2000-2004
If you saw the August 31st episode of Cheez Log, you'll know that Tyler, Yoda, Mike Tyson and some Camera Guy were killed on the set of the show. During the live broadcast Saddam, who was just broken out of prison by Tyler and the gang, unleashed his fury of being locked up by killing the cast of the show. Saddam was also killed but the murderer is nowhere to be found. Injured in the scuffle was Chett, but he wanted all his fans know that he's doing will and in recovery. Fetus Phil was freed and closed the show as an old man. Only Old Fart Phil knows who killed Saddam, but he won't tell anyone.
It was a great run while it lasted. All the guests on the show, all the skits were up to par, the series was in it's prime. But all good things must come to an end. But not to worry, I'll hopefully be putting up some of Tyler's work leading up to his untimely death. Including comics, songs, and other Cheez Log related material. Tyler is survived by his twin brother Benjamin, his cousins Ben Affleck, Casey Affleck and his wife and three kids; Shaniqua, Horatio and Takisha. Thanks for watching the two seasons of Cheez Log, in the words of Tyler; "Thanks Folks for Watch the Show." -Pierre

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 09/02/04

A message from Tyler
Wow, season 2 about to come to a finish. What a crazy season yes? We had many new people on the show. There was OJ Simpson, Mike Tyson, Chrisco and the whole cast of Shrek 2. That was great. What happened...ah yes; Saddam got captured, Chett got killed and came back to life(undead) then eventually made over good as new, Fetus Phil was eaten by Dirk the Dingo, who was killed by Testtube Teddy's alter ego "Freak Michael Jackson Thing" who was then killed by Becker star Ted Danson. Chrisco had a child with Gabriella Gudda, MC Hammer carried Tyler's luggage, Ben Affleck stopped by and George W. Bush came on the show. What a crazy season it's been, and I thank you all for watching and we'll see you in season III. Have a good one my Cheezellos and Cheezelettes. See you at the finale!

Posted By: Tyler
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 08/30/04

Season Finale
The season 2 finale will be airing this tuesday night, so get set for the best finale ever. Discover how Cheez Log freed Saddam from Iraqi prison and find out what's going on in Saddam world. Also, a season 2 wrap up of "Yoda @ The Movies," as well as a new segment "Mike Tyson's Toilet Tips". So prepare for the finale baby, oh yeah!

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 08/26/04

Season 2 Info.
Two more episodes of Season 2 left. Go indepth with Tyler and know his story on the August 24th episode of Cheez Log. So get the popcorn popping the Tivo tivoing for a very special episode.

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 08/23/04

Where in the world is Fetus Phil?
"Fetus Phil is back. It's not Cheez Log without Fetus Phil I tell you. It's almost been two seasons of Cheez Log. There are two episodes left of season 2. Find out the future of Cheez Log and other important information that you'd lose sleep over if you didn't know on the last two episodes of season 2."

Posted By: Tyler
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 08/17/04

Fetus Phil?
Discover what happened to Fetus Phil as the story unfolds this week on Cheez Log.

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 08/15/04

Where in the world is Fetus Phil?
For little over a month now, Cheez Log star Fetus Phil has been missing. An Amber alert was announced on 8/4/04. Fans and volunteers grouped together in hopes of finding the famous fetus. Everyone who might now where Fetus Phil is, please email us and let us know. Meanwhile, if you want to help find Phil, try searching in places where Fetus Phil is known to be hanging out at. Such as; Night Clubs, Strip Malls...Abortion Clinics, and anywhere else you can think of. Thank you for your help and we hope to see Fetus Phil soon.

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 08/10/04

The Return of the Cheez
I'll be meeting up with Tyler at the airport later tonight. He's coming back from New Zealand where he had been filming the rest of the Cheez Log Trilogy. Expect Tyler to talk about his adventures on the new episode of Cheez Log set to air August 3rd at 9pm on channel 73. We'll see you there!

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 08/01/04

AS SEEN ON TV!
Would you like to get your hands on the Cheez Log jersey that Tyler was wearing on the July 13th episode of Cheez Log? Or would you rather just have your hands on Tyler? Well either way, GET IT HERE.
If you'd like a Chett version of the jersey CLICK HERE.
Fetus Phil merchandise coming soon as well as Saddam merchandise. Just a reminder, no new episode of Cheez log on July 27th.
OTHER NEWS: Tom Delonge and Mark Hoppus(Blink 182) have recorded a new version of "Cheez Log(My Favorite Show)" which will be introduced on the August 3rd episode. So look for that. Also, here is the Track Listing for the Cheez Log soundtrack coming out this fall...
01. Meat Loaf - "Cheez Log Theme Song"
02. Blink 182 - "Cheez Log"(My Favorite Show)
03. Stevie Nicks - "GuttaDonna"
04. Metallica - "Enter Saddam"
05. Snoop Dogg, Yoda, Mr. Humpty, Saddam - "Cheez Log Theme"(remix)
06. Chett and Fetus Phil - "Melt With You"
07. Yoda - "I Can't Ride, Rides Under 4 Foot 5"
08. Saddam - (Which Country is)"Nuts"
09. Tyler and Cher - "I Got You Babe"
10. Men Without Hats feat. Tyler and Saddam - "Safety Dance 2004"
11. Saddam - "Beat It"
12. Chett - "The Hard Life Molded"
13. Fetus Phil - "Jenna"(Why Won't You Stroke My Umbilical Cord?)
14. Mr. Humpty - "Cheez Log Theme Song 3.0"
15. Tyler and Fetus Phil - "Let it Snow"
16. Fetus Phil feat. Saddam - "Still P-H-I-L"
We'll see you in August!

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 07/25/04

General Information
Fetus Phil hosted the show this week for Tyler who is currently in New Zealand filming the Cheez Log trilogy. There will be no new episode on July 27th. Tyler will be back in the states in August for an all new episode. Thank you to Fetus Phil for taking over the show for last week and thank you to everyone who watched! We'll see you on the first Tuesday of August!

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 07/22/04

A Note from Tyler
"Thank you to everyone who called into the show last Tuesday, it was a pleasure hearing from you. Tune in for a VERY SPECIAL EDITION of Cheez Log this Tuesday at 9pm. See you then!"

Posted By: Tyler
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 07/18/04

We're baaaaaaaaack!
There's a new episode of your favorite show ever, and there is also a new episode of Cheez Log tonight, We'll see you there!

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 07/13/04

REMINDER!
Just as a reminder; Cheez Log will be a repeat tonight due to the station being closed for the week. Tyler is taking this opportunity to do some traveling, see what he did on 7/13/04. Congrats to Nick F., Emily D., and Jessica W. for winning the "cheez log takes you to see Spider-man 2 contest." Hope you enjoyed the movie, I know I did. See you next week!

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 07/06/04

The next two weeks...
"Hello Cheez Loggers! I'd like to wish everyone a happy and safe 4th of July weekend. This is the second July 4th that Cheez Log will experience and the BBQ we are having that day is going to be rad. We're going to have my cousin Ben Affleck, Chett, Saddam(not guaranteed to appear), Yoda, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Jessica Alba, and a bunch of other surprise guests and bands. Everyone who is invited should have got their invitations in an email yesterday. We'll see you there!"-----Tyler

Posted By: Tyler
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 07/02/04

The next two weeks...
Cheez Log will be off for two weeks in preparation for a new episode. The guys are going into the recording studio to remaster the Cheez Log theme songs, which came along real well. So no calls again? What can we say, we're like Saturday Night Live, recorded from an earlier live show. But we'll be all live again on July 13th. We'll be taking calls this time, so rest those dialing fingers, you're going to need them. WE PROMISE!(echo: promise,promise,omise,se)!!! We'll also have a two week round-up and hopefully we'll have a new character on the show, along with the return of everyone's favorite Fetus. We'll see you soon. And on another note, thanks to everyone who wrote emails wanting Cheez Log to continue. If you missed it, Cheez Log will return for a third season at 9:30pm on channel 73. Stay tuned to Cheez Log to find out when the new time goes into effect!

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 06/29/04

Controversy.
After hundreds of emails, we have decided to address this issue. Yes, Tyler did say he'd take phone calls for the 6/22 show. Now, no excuse is good enough for you Cheez Loggers out there, all we can say is we'll take phone calls next week. In other news, reviews are in for the 6/22 show, the critic/kids/parents/Jesus, loved it! Thanks to everyone for watching. A new time for Cheez Log will start sometime in the fall. Or will it? Write us To tell us how much you love Cheez Log. Random people will receive cool Cheez Log Memorabilia, including a link to a three song EP featuring songs from and inspired by the show. So write us! See you June 29th!

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 06/24/04

What went wrong?
In these trying times, its hard to perdict the outcome of anything. We have terrorists blowing up buildings, politicians lying and Jesus dancing to the macarena, we all have problems as so does Cheez Log. Cheez Log had technical difficulties this week and were surely sorry to all the fans that Tivoed it. To make up for it, Tyler promises to have an all improved show next week, the show will be featuring some of the skits that weren't shown on tonight's show. See the deleted scene featuring Cheez Log France, see an all new Yoda @ the Movies, and discover the winner of the Cheez Log contest. Cheez Log promises the best show ever. Like every week. We can't have a great episode everytime, we aren't The O.C.! Thank you to all the fans that watched and called in on Fireside Chat and a special thanks to Travis for allowing Tyler on his show. Tune in next week for another platinum plated episode of Cheez Log, including an all new theme song!

Posted By: Pierre
E-mail: [email protected]
Date: 06/15/04

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