Chett Raps

So you wanna rap like the Masta huh? Well, here is your favorite rhymes, from your favorite Cheez Log, Chester Loge(aka Chetty aka MC Melt). All rhymes written by Chett.*

*Except for "Swiss" written by Loge/Phil and "Cheesecake" written by Loge/Phil and "Racist to the Cheez Man" written by Loge/Photon

"Ode To Jenna From Survivor"

YO YO YO
Jenna baby why did you leave me
to go on an island, to whip your butt with leaves
back here it was so much better
dont you remember who has the best cheddar?
you know its me, so come back my way
but bring a million dollars
cause brotha needs a new Escalade
fo shizzle

"Cheesecake"(Featuring DJ Premature)

CHETT
Yo this song is for the fans

Everytime I walk down the street,
people are like, hey you're that cheese
from that best show ever
could you give me an autograph?
you can sign my liver

PHIL
my cheesecake brings all the moms to the yard
and they're like my wombs better than yours
darn right its better than yours
I can get birthed out
but I'd have to charge

CHETT
I love all the fan of my show Cheez Log
they are the best kind of people
they really rock
everywhere I go, they are there for me
show lots of love for the cheese

PHIL
my cheesecake brings all the moms to the yard
and they're like my wombs better than yours
darn right its better than yours
I can get birthed out
but I'd have to charge

CHETT
If it wasnt for you guys
i dont know where i'd be
I'd probably be melted on top of pizza
at Chuck E Cheese
where kids have all the fun
watching cheez log all time
man you guys are second to none

PHIL
my cheesecake brings all the moms to the yard
and they're like my wombs better than yours
darn right its better than yours
I can get birthed out
but I'd have to charge.....cha!

"RACIST TO THE CHEEZ MAN"(Featuring Tyler)

CHETT
Yo yo
I'm sick of all these white people
hating on all of us African Americans

TYLER
But arent you a piece of cheez?

CHETT
oh cracker please
dont be fooled by my moldy milk skin
you dont know where I've been

TYLER
Dude, I bought you on clearance at Fry's

CHETT
oh so you dont think that I dont have Negro ties?

TYLER
what just cause you were near the watermelon?

CHETT
dont make me do something that will make me a felon
Im a gangsta through and through
im so gangsta i dont even wear shoes
or have arms for that matter
now lets quit with the chit chatter
and show love to all my homies
especially big ups to Limberger cheese
he was gunned down last night
in a horrible dairy food turf fight
and if they dont watch out
we just might
shake yoplait's world tonight
When I flash my gun
watch them all run
when i confront them
they will hide
and expire that night WEST SIDE!!

"MELTED"

yo yo yo my name is chett
and im the flyest cheez log
that you have ever met
yeah im that cool
no need to adjust your tv set
i've been melted, shredded and spread on beans
but im still kickin
cause im a cheez log fiend
i bet you didnt know that i could rap
using my telepathic powers
to keep my rhymes on tap
you dont know what its like being cheese
molded left on shelves
and the mad cow disease
so i came from a cow's nipple, so what!
at least I didnt come from a dirty little...
Continue to watch every week,
as the explicit Cheez nudity reaches its Peak!

"SWISS"(featuring Fetus Phil-aka-DJ Premature)

Yo, I can't believe my eyes
little charlie melted on chicken thighs
I know its kind of hard
to survive in this cruel world
But I never thought I'd ever see Charlie on the grill
two years back
we had all kinds of fun
we'd mold in the park
and blaze our guns
those were times
that i wish we still had
liberating nachos
and making mexican food places mad (uh, yeah.)

PHIL
My cheez gone cold i'm wondering why
I got out of the womb at all
the morning sickness comes
and i cannot rest at all
but if I ever did,
you'd be the cheez standing tall
you remind me being a fetus isnt so bad

CHETT
I find it hard to sleep
gotta watch my montera jack
the taco bell people
always up on my back
they say they need me
for the new taco grande
but i know if I did go
I'd be sorry

PHIL
My cheez gone cold im wondering why
I got out of the womb at all
the burger is ordered with extra cheese
and i cannot eat at all
my best friend is ordered dead,
with a value meal
cheese is coming more endangered
than a wild seal
(uh, R. kelly touched me)

CHETT
I'll keep standing strong
whip out my tongs
it wont be too long
before i see my boy parmesian
up in kraft cheese heaven
I'll see you soon buddy

PHIL
My cheez gone cold im wondering why
I got out of the womb at all
the morning sickness comes
and i cannot rest at all
but if I ever did,
you'd be the cheez standing tall
you remind me being a fetus isnt so bad

"MY KWANZAA"

yo yo yo,
you see me, with my fellow gee's
Provalone, Swiss and Limberger Cheese.
give out gifts and look down to the man
eat fried chicken and watermelon.
I cant wait for this kwanzaa,
Im sick and tired of christmas
sick and tired of Santa,
Kwanzaa is where its at,
spending time with your family
and wearing these cool hats.
YEAH!
(hastamoggaleggum my brotha)