Well Yeah: Cheez Log is the best show ever made.
You Don't Say: Cheez Log broadcasts all around the world over the internet, LIVE!
NO WAY!: The Cheez Log theme song was written in two minutes and was pitched to artists like; Eric Clapton, Billy Joel and Meat Loaf, who did the recording of the song.
We'll isn't that special: The second Cheez Log theme song was written by Fetus Phil and Tyler.
Sure: Fetus Phil is the first talking Fetus on Cable television, but was not the first show to have a talking fetus. An episode of "That's My Bush!" was the first show ever to have a talking fetus.
Well I'll be darned: Cheez Log has three Emmy Awards, one Golden Globe, one Grammy, Four Source Awards, two Vibe Awards and a Best Public Access Show in Tucson award.
That sucks: Cheez Log was fined thirty thousand dollars by the FCC for saying the word "fag" a record 54 times on one episode.
That makes sense: Tyler refers to the number 54 for the above reason. So, now you can tell all the kids at school and they'll see how cool you are. And well you are, cause you are watching Cheez Log.
How Useless: Chett used to go under the name "Chester Loge III" but the name was too long, so he shortened it to Chett.
G-G-G-G Unit!: The third Cheez Log theme song was written by 50 Cent and Mr. Humpty(famous for "the humpty dance") sings the song.
What a dork: Tyler likes unicorns.
I can see the resemblence: Tyler is the cousin of Good Will Hunting's Ben Affleck.
How Interesting: Gabriella was once a spokesperson for Papa Johns Pizza until she realized they used 100% real cheese and she filed a class action lawsuit.
So he eats brains?: Chett is not dead...he is "undead."
Harsh: Tyler has turned down people like; Christina Aguilera, David Blaine, MC Hammer, and Ashton Kutcher as special guests on the show.
Talk about Dysentary: Last season, Mike Tyson killed and ate Titanic's Cathy Bates. For awhile, everyone thought it was Britney Spears...easy mistake.
Jeez: It takes four cameramen, two producers, one director, eight writers, three puppeteers, a hammer, two goats, a live studio audience of thirty-five and a hampster dancing to the Macarena to put one episode of Cheez Log together.
And Now you know, tell your friends, they'll be impressed.