"Well, does it hurt?" asked the doctor.
"No." replied the woman.
"Do you enjoy it?" he asked.
"Yes" said the woman.
"Then go have fun, just don't get pregnant" said the doctor.
"You can get pregnant from anal sex?" asked the woman in shock.
"Yes..where do you think lawyers come from?"
Michael J. Fox has a small one...
The Pope has one but doenst use it...
Bill Clinton uses his a lot...
Madonna doesnt have one...
What is it?
A: A last name! I knew what you were thinking......*perv!!*
So the burglar stops what he's doing, and looks around, terrified. His eyes soon fell upon the large cage in the corner of the room. He walks over to it.
"You talkin' to me, bird?!!" the guy demands, and the bird looks him squarely in the eyes and says, "Jesus is watching."
So the burglar continute raiding the house, and out of nowhere this huge dog jumps out and starts attacking him, then biting him on the leg. The burglar yells at the bird, "Why didnt you tell me there was a dog?!" The bird smiles. "Thats Jesus!"