And maybe you drunk people out there will throw up.
Laer4572: Demented is (always will be, and always had been) my specialty. Expect much more of it in future work.
theycallmemary: Isn't it so very true? I think parodies are what keep me alive during the school year, If there weren't any I think I would get to serious.
Alateriel567: I am considering a oneshot sequel to this, but I'm not positive. Expect one to be out eventually, but don't hold your breath for it.
DRUNKEN LANDLORD: Thanks very much for the positive feedback. And rah rah to Monty Python. Whenever I'm down I sing the lumberjack song... becasue i don't know all of the words to The Bright Side of Life (is that even what it's called). All I know is 'when life's a piece of shit la la la la la la Always look on the bright side of life.'
mrsblonde1503: Oh, she will be back. I'm still deciding on weather or not to make her an evil, undead, zombie Sue or not.
Moriarwen: There shall be no lacking in the craziness department, especially with school started again.
Silmirof4077: Thank you. I felt I had to somehow destroy a Mary-Sue death scene. And then my friend came over. She'd never seen a Monty Python movie, so we walked to the movie store and rented The Search For The Holy Grail, and the idea just took off from there.
Legolas's Girl 9: Thank you very much for your enthusiasm!
Crazy Tomboy: I have no idea how I keep them away. It's insane. I think I must have a secret review filter or something. I was actually surprised that I didn't get any "OMG THEIRS NO MONTY PYTHON IN MIDDLEEARTH!!!1!" And I love you too! Quite platonically, of course.
crazyroninchic: One shots are great. They're easy too write and you don't have to worry about updating, which I'm not doing a very good job of doing with my other story. Well, it will get done eventually. And I do appreciate the brilliant comment, my ego enjoys swelling : )
Perilous: I'm glad you enjoyed it, and hope you continue to enjoy my work.
Port-of-Seas: They are appealing. I must say that if trying to kill someone, they would my first bet.
Laer4572: Well, it was intended as a one-shot. But then I got an idea to have a longer story as a spinoff of it. Watch for it later, I have a long list ot stories that I want to write, and it's on there!
TheAmazingTechnocolorRingWraith: Why thank you. :D I do my best to keep my idea original. But sometimes. because there's so much out there, it's hard to.
They call me Mary: Yes, though it's disguised by humour, there is a moral. I'm here to educate.
Steph Silverstar: Thank you!
Elf771: Thank you!
Elven Dragon Rider: I'm glad you loved it, and I hope you continue to read and love my other stories.
Alateriel567: Well, it may be a while until anything is added onto this story, but expect something to pop up eventually to follow it!
Yaviel: Yeah, after thinking about it for a while, I squared it down to drugs and threats on his life. And then I figured that he would have probably killed himself if he'd bee able, so drugs are the only explanation.
Henry Plantagenet: Yeah, if there's one thing that MacGyver has taught us, it is how to tihnk that we can do wonderful things with non-winderful objects. Like make a funny story with a Mary-Sue. Or a weapon out of a Pepsi bottle an elastic band, and a rock.
Celestra: I'd go with the spit theory, honestly. I think Mary-Sue would implode or something if her hair got greasy. And who would be able to resist spitting in her hair?
Elven Bunny and Butterfly Lion: I hear (read?) laughter! That is what I aim for, is making people laugh. One day, when I conquer the world, there will be an anual 'laugh so hard that your drink comes out of your nose' laughter day. Thanks for reviewing. When I rule the world, you can be in charge of That-Large-Ish-Land-Mass-Off-To-The-Right -There (which will be the new name for Europe/Asia/Africa).
Legolas's Girl 9: Thank you! You shall rule over Place Des Pengouins (Antarctica) when I rule the world. It will be cool, the penguins will be taught basic language skills and how to play tennis.
Ogreatrandom: Well, when I get to writing the rest of it, there will hopefully be much more to read.
me: One, yes you may. And two, that was somewhat of a redundant question, was it not?
lgfrommk2931: Yes, they seem to be at their best when they're dead. I quite enjoy them that way. In the whole, not-destroying-canon sense.
roslyn: I can't count the times that my mother has just given me that "are you sane?" look. I think now she expects me to act rather insane.
Alberix.Silver.Quill: Indeed. It seems that Legolas can't turn around without some girl attatching herself to him and proclaiming her deep love. It must be a sad, sad life.