| Welcome to my (small, but growing) vault of fanfiction! Most things I write will be put up here. Please feel free to comment or review! |
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| Mary-Sue Dies Summary: This is just a short, little oneshot inspired by all of thoose long, drawn-out, dramatic Mary-Sue death scenes. Rating: PG/K+ for mild (no gore or detail) violence and 1 curse. Genre: Humour-Parody Status: Completed |
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| Long Hair Is A Bad Idea Summary: Mary-Sue's long, flowing, shimmering hair isn't always a good thing. Rating: PG for mild (no gore or detail) violence. Genre: Humour-Parody Status: Completed |
| One Mixed Up Mary-Sue Summary: When the fate of Middle-earth rests on the shoulders of the chosen one, it really sucks when the wrong girl gets nabbed. Add loads of OOC-ness, some mild insanity, and you've got a Mary-Sue parody. Rating: PG-13/T for cursing and violence (no horrible gore or anything) Genre: Humour/ Parody Status: COMPLETED!!! rah, rah, rah |
| Tapey The Evil Overlord and VHS of Ultimate Doom Summary: The extremely horrible, crappy, confusing, weird and just plain stupid events of The Ring and The Ring 2 told through the eyes of Tapey-- the tape, remember? Rating: PG-13/T -- Tapey has quite the colourfull vocabulary. Genre: Humour/ Parody Status: Completed oneshot, though there may be a second, if I ever feel like it. |
| Poor Ripped-Off Glorfindel? Summary: I've heard many people saying thay hate Arwen becasue she stole Glorfindel's role, and went to save Frodo herself. Well, here's the story of what really happened. Rating: G/K Genre: Humour Status: Completed Oneshot |
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| He Just Needs A Hug Summary: In hopes of becoming the hero of Middle-earth and making Legolas fall in love with her, Mary-Sue decided that she must make Sauron see the error of his ways. Rating: G or K Genre: Humour-Parody Status: Completed |
| The Madness Continues Summary: In the sequel to One Mixed Up Mary-Sue, Emily is (much to her annoyance and dread) dragged back to Middle-earth. Expect OOC-ness, false delusions of love and drugged cookies. Rating: PG-13/T for, once again, cursing and violence. Genre: Humour/ Parody Status: Work-in-progress. |