"Your man Christian is a cake boy... He's a disco-dancin, Oscar-Wild-readin, Striesand-ticket-holdin friend of Dorothy, know what I'm sayin?"
"You think we waste Gooks for 'freedom'?  This is a slaughter.  If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is 'poontang'."
-Donald Faison, Clueless
-Adam Baldwin, Full Metal Jacket
"Barbeque, me and you / Stinky, pinky, pew, pew, pew / Weren't Billy, Jilly, Hilly, or Hall / It was a french fried Cajun named Delacroix!"
-Sam Rockwell, The Green Mile
"Hey you guys, aHAHAAA"
-Sloth, the Goonies
"Who said that?  Who the fuck said that?  Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?  Nobody, huh?  The fairy fucking godmother said it.  Out-fucking-standing.  I will PT you all until you fucking die.  I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.  Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?  You little piece of shit you look like a fucking worm, I bet it was you."
-R. Lee Ermey, Full Metal Jacket
"Stupid, worthless, no good goddamn freeloading son of a bitch; retarded, big mouth, know-it-all asshole jerk."

"You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful."

"Shut up bitch!  Go fix me a turkey pot pie."
-Judd Nelson, The Breakfast Club
"Excuse me, little old lady?  Do you have change for a dollar?...  Alright then, could you do me a favor and, watch my stuff for me? Hey, I guess they're right.  Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.  I'll be right back.  Don't you go dyin on me!"
"Arlen Bitterbuck, you have been condemned to die by a jury of your peers, sentence imposed by a judge in good standing in this state.  Do you have anything to say before the sentence is carried out?"

"Yeah! I wanna fried chickin' dinner with gravy on the taters, I wanna shit in yer hat, and I got to have Mae West sit on my face, because I am one HORNY MOTHERFUCKER!"
-Jim Carey, Dumb & Dumber
-The Green Mile
"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Jelly Donut - Full Metal Jacket
"You guys gotta get me out of here!  There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish!  Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
-Kenny Davis, Half Baked
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