Oh, no!  It's TILLY!
The Evil Furry One bids you welcome into her lair....
 

"I am TILLY!  You will feed me lots and lots of very stinky, preferably expensive and hard-to-find kitty treats while I use your leg for a scratching post!  I will pester you incessantly to play with me and to pay constant attention to me!  You will obey...  You will obey...  You will obeyyyyyy..............."
 
 

Oh, what this Devil Cat has put me through!  Now she's demanded her own web page, and, as her lowly human, I have given her one.  You too will fall under her spell, mesmerized by her piercing stare, and melt with one glance at her perfect kitty tummy (but don't touch, if you value the flesh on your arms!).
 
 

Can you believe this sweet, innocent little kitten is Tilly?  Tilly was born in March of 1996 and has been getting herself into trouble ever since.  Oh, Tilly was a terror then too, but just too cute to toss out.  It's the cute bit that suckers me everytime.
 

Tilly is a big girl now, as you can see.   She has a profound weakness for yummy kitty munchies, as evidenced in this revealing photo.  Oh, the excess!
 

Tilly loves Christmas, not just because Santa Claws brings her a fancy can of tuna to inhale and new cat toys to ignore, but because her Mommy puts the big fake tree in the living room with all the fun breakable things hanging off it, just so Queen Tilly can climb it in the middle of the night!
 
 

No, Tilly is not admiring the artwork, she's engrossed in one of her favorite activities, terrorizing bugs!  You can't see this one, it's either a gnat or an invisible bug (her favorite kind).  She also likes knocking pictures off the wall in the process.
 
 

Opening the pantry or just walking in the general direction of the kitchen sends the Demon Kitty into a frenzy.  "Hey, now, the last time I ate was nearly fifteen minutes ago...I need more cheesy treats!!!"
 

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