Note: Im bored so i thought id start a new story. the red flashing light is a new hi tech system that cat installed in their houses so theyd know if there was trouble in any of their houses that it.
They all rushed over to Kirstys home to see wot the emergency was. When they got there they found that the door had been kicked down. Catt, Annie and Jake all got out there bows and arrows and caustiosally creeped into the house. They went into the front room and found Kirsty sprawled out on the floor. Catt rushed to her side while Annie and Jake kept guard. Catt slapped Kirsty on the cheek and Kirsty came around. "Ive lost my marbles" she said and then fainted again. Suddenly there was a loud BANG from upstairs. The person was still in the house!!!! Then red light in the corner was still flashing ...
Note: I added arrows cos i have been watching the Lord of the Rings latly and have sort of been caught up in the fighting cos ITS AMAZINGLY COOL
They all sprinted upstairs (kirsty was left on the kitchen floor) and crept along the landing to kirsty's bedroom where they could hear an odd noise. "cat you go first" jake sed. "awwww ya scared?" sed cat in a babyish sarcastic voice. "no" sed jake turning red. cat crept into the room and saw a sillouhette against the curtains. she ran accross the room, and did a couple matrix like moves in the process, and landed on top of the person who crumpled under the force of her landing. "GOTCHA!" said cat triumphantly. annie came in and flicked the light switch. "where's jake?" sed cat. "oh the wimp went downstairs to check on kirsty. any way hes just get in the way." sed annie "yeh i no sed" cat "CAT LOOK WHO IT IS!!" said annie excitedly cat looked down to see hu she was standing on "oh god" sed cat...
Note for Annie: It's about time u actually sat and watched those films they're bloody excellent.and how come u always sed they were boring?!
"Its ... (sort of weird trumpet soung in the background) ... MR SOUTHAN" "WAH?!?!?!" EXCLAMED catt. What are you doing here!?!?. "Well, ive come back from Australia and thought that id come say hi to kirsty. see-ing as she does have a crush on me" he said " Ermm , thats DID have a crush on you, you meen, she doesnt anymore" said annie. with that , mr s face fell. "And anyway, havent you ever heard of a front door? said catt, seeing the window open. "Errmm, well yes, arghh, i see what you meen, yes, well, ooo its gonna be hard talking my way outta this one" he said, glancing at the window as he said it. "Oh, ive got one!, Well i wanted to surpise her ... yes, surprise!" Catt and annie eyed him suspisiously but couldnt be bothered to think about it anymore so agreed with his statement. SUDDENLY, there was a great bang from downstairs, "Oh bloody hell, what now!" said cat! ...
|Note to Catt: I did not say the films were boring, i said the books were boring, which in fact is the truth... but the films are BRILL!. I especially like Legolas (sp?) with his neverending bag of arrows!
they went downstairs and found kirsty had wacked jake over the head with a frying pan because she thought he was the intruder that had knocked her out in the first place. but if it was mr s hu knocked me out, why would he do that if he wanted to surprise me? asked kirsty when they had explained what had ahppened and annie had woken up jake as kirsty apologised profusely. good point sed cat and the y a ll turned to look at him errrrrrr i didnt knock her out someone else must have. he sed innocently. cat walked over to him and got him in a hed lock and and started to shout TELL THE TRUTH U FECKING EEJIT! kirsty walked over and knocked cat out with the frying pan and he sed to her y would i knock you out? and she sed i knew it wasnt you. i just wanted to see if youd admit it was you. they all flew back to cats house where they knew they were safe (cat was not happy as she could have been sleeping while all this had happened). they didnt notice someone fly up after them and follow them.
Note: ITS CALLED A QUIVER OF ARROWS U EEJIT!!!
When they got to catts house, catt collapsed on the floor cos she was so tired. So Dom, her hubbie, came along and took her to bed. The rest of them went into the sitting room and had a cup of coffee and an old chin-wag. "So who could have hit me over the head? said kirsty. No idea said the others. Mr S suddenly went a tad odd, he sort of went into a transe and then looked up and said," someones outside!" "What!" exclaimed tthe others as they ran to the window. above them in the sky, someone was circling the house, someone dressed in white...
Note: OK! Keep your wig on, you wig-maker! LMAO
Note: Stop Making Notes
Dun Dun Dun! It Was�Vince! Vince Had Come On A Cloud To Propose But To Who? He Came Down To Earth And On One Knee Brought Out A Ring, He Looked At Cat , Looked At Annie And Said Will You Marry Me�..When The Strings Bringing The Cloud Down Were Pulled On Violently And Vince Went Swinging Into The Distance, Then In A Puff Of Smoke A Man Holding A 10 Foot Candle Arived�..The Pope!
Kirsty and annie both genuflected and sed hello your holyness. cat just stood there and went u alrite mate? kirsty annie looked at her gobsmacked what? hes no the leader of my church! she sed innocently. anyhu they both continued to worship the pope. after a while he went off back to the vatican to carry on leading the catholic church. kirsty cat and annie went back inside and the house was deserted. a big lump of tumbleweed bounced past them. wheres everybody gone? sed annie. Dom, Jake and Mr S had all vanished. duh duh duh!!!!!!
Dun dun dun indeed. Catt decided to phone Dom on his mobile. "Where the hell have ya gone??" "To the pub !" came the reply. Catt looked really confussd, she looked at the others and then turned her fone on loadspeaker. "where have you gone did u say?" "To the pub" came the reply!" Kirsty and Annie both gasped and catt looked menicely at the phone. "Ok, what pub?" "The Pubby Pub, down then road" "K " said catt and ended the call" Kirsty and anie were still in a state of shock, and it wasnt cos they went to the pub without telling them ( cos they love the pub), it was becaue the person on the other end of the phone was NOT Dom!!! I was sumone else! "You know what this means dont you" Catt said the two of them, kirsty nodded, but annie being as slow as she is (lol, im being meen to myself), did not understand so catt explained. " It means that somone has kidnapped Dom, Jake and Mr S, and is trying to lure us to that pub so they can catch us! We are gonna have to be very careful wen we go there ...
