Note: Lol, noice!
Annie and Barry came bac from their walk quite quickly, cos annie wanted to see her new husband. They carried on with the "partay-ing" till early into the morning. Kirsty was throughly enjoying herself cos she hadnt been kidnapped in over 5 hours. Must be a record!. Catt was totally wasted, and was currently situated on the floor, making a slight mess (ill let ya mind wonder bout the mess). Amazingly, annie hadnt had very much to drink. She had only dropped 5 expensive china plates today. But Kirsty, was now beginning to worry. She hadnt heard from her bofriend, Dean, in over 12 hours. She missed him very much. Catt come up to her to try and cheer her up, but this plan did not suceed. Kirsty was not happy with the sick catt had burped onto her. Suddenly, the doorbell rang. Everything went quiet. the nearest person to the door was annie, she started to slowly walk bacwards, wen catt wobbled up to her from behind and said "O no u dont" and gave her a push towards the door. Annie looked around. Everyone was mouthing to her, "go on" so, annie walked up to the door, closed her eyes and opened it to reveal ...
Dah dah Dah!!! (Royal trumpet call sort o' thing)
it was Maroon 5! they came in and started partaying with everyone else. anywho the party went on all night (dean turned up at around 1:30am looking quite pale and when kirsty asked him why he was so pale he jumbled something about showers and big d, and ill let ya minds wonder) until about 4 am when everyone was so tired the sat down and slept wherever they were. as a result they all woke up with feet and hands in very odd places and they woke up because some girl had slapped joey having his hand on her boob. she stormed out as cat sat bolt upright and started screaming. naturally everyone started moaning cuz they all had hangovers and there was toomuch noise. SHUT THE **** UP!!!!!! shouted dean and then all of a sudden a big lump of cealing fell down and hit cat on the head and she was knocked out cold. someone started hearding people who wernt members of the unbeatable team out of the mansion for reasons unknown to them meanwhile the unbeatable team (whose members now included maroon 5 (cat had married the lead singer adam) and dean) got ready to do battle with..... DUN DUN DUH!!
Note: i cant think of anyone so annie can carry on
VHW!!!!!!!!!!!!!. But because the Unbeatable team had such bad hangovers, annie decided to call VHW up and ask if they could arrange another day for battle. He said, yeah sure, why not. and so that was the end of that.
Later on in the day when everyone was a bit more sober, there was a knock on the door. Catt went to answer in and who would walk in but JAKE GYLLENHAAL. Annie nearly fainted but kirsty managed to catch her. Jake walked up to her and gave annie a big kiss!! And they got married and lived happily ever after!!!! WAYHEY!
Then there was a phone call. Kirsty went to pick it up. "ITs time for battle" said a deep voice on the other end. "Who is this" said kirsty. "You know who i am!" came back the voice. Kirsty said, "O... listen im very sorry we havent paid the bill for that very very expensive bobsledge, but we havent used it yet and ..." "NO YOU SILLY GIRL, ITS MEEEE VHW!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU NOT RECONISE ME!!" Catt ran over and yanked the foned out of kirstys hand and said to VHW "Alright, dont have a hissy fit!". "Meet, me outside in 5 minutes" said Voldie Harry Woldie, " and be PREPARED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"
Catt threw the phone down and shouted "MEETING ... NOW!"
The whole UBT (now containing Jake! WAYHEY!) ran over to gather around Rock'ard Kiwi Flapjack Catt (the UBT is going to stand for The Unbeatable Team cos its too long to write out) "Right" said catt "now, i think VHW must have a new weapon, so we must be ready, find anything you can that will be good for hitting somone over the head, and ill go find .... THE LASERS!!" so they all ran off and two mins later they were all back together with all the equipment. "Ok, lets goooooooooooooo!" ordered catt. They all stampeded outside to wait for VHW. Catt stood at the front of the group, with annie and kirsty either side. Catt checked her watch, it was 1 min to go ... 30 seconds ...20secs....15....10...9...8...7...6...5..."get ready everyone" said catt"...2...1...
Noone appeared. " Hes late!!" shouted annie! "The wimp" said Kirsty. Bout 5 mins later, and great wind came over the UBT. People were blown down and everything. "HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA" came a voice. VHW stood there in the darkness. "So" he said "we meet again, for the last time!, Let me show you my new weapon..."
Note: Just to let any famous people reading this ... lol. ... we are very sorry if we have encluded you and you dont like it! We are not really like this in real life. We are actually quite good! We are just a bit random thats all Lol. Again, very sorry ...
P.s Catt, I seem to have messed up the background and turned it white! Lol, if you would like to fix it, then that would be great! Danke!
Note: I (Catt) would also like to add that we are sorry and we only put u in the story because we think ur either:
1) Very fit
2) Really Sweet
3) Very VERY fit
4)You just seem like a nice person
I would like to point out that this is 1 page in the whole entire World Wide Web so it is highly unlikely that any person included in this story or any of their friends or family (or JK Rowling for that matter) is following this story. And this only a innocent FanFic and it's only got it's own website because those mean people at warnerbros.com kept deleting it from the Harry Potter Dialogue Centre. ANYWHO, we're sorry and we hope we caused no offense. yeh im done now....Back to the story (next page)
\/ below is Adam. He's fit too.
Everyone hu we married we think are fit as explained below.
*ABOVE*
HE IS SOO LOVELY!!!
From Annie