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Airport security guard:  NCIS anything like CSI?
Tony: Only is you're dyslexic.

Tony: Oh gosh.  Sorry.  We overbooked the flight.

Gibbs:  If the plans leak out, you can shoot DiNozzo.
Kate:  No.  I think I'm destined to shoot you.

Gibbs: We're in the clear.  You can get out of the body bag now. (brakes screech.)
Tony: I never thought I'd say this, but I don't think I want to.

Abby:  There's a futon under my desk.
Tony:  Bless you.
Abby:  What are you, my priest?
Tony:  Curse you?

Abby:  I've got like, a Chagall feeling going on.
Tony:  In a Manson family kinda way.

Fornell:   How's your butt?
Tony:  Still bouncing on the beltway.
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