The Immortals
Tony:  No, boss.  You don't understand.  I love Puerto Rico.
Kat:  Been there alot?
Tony(excited at the beginning, then trailing off.):  No.  That's just it.  I've never been there.  I mean, I'm so wanting to go.  Ever since I was a kid..I was just..so wanting... sorry..I just always..
Gibbs(deadpan)  Wanted to be there.
Tony:  Yeah.

Kate:  So they pretty much hate us?
Tony:  Noooo...  Pretty much.

Kate:  We're not all sleeping in here, are we?  Together?
Gibbs:  I'll take the couch.

Tony: The best IT guy in our office is 22, Harvard.  When he gets stuck, he calls his 14 yr. old nephew.

Tony:  You might want to warn us what you're working on after lunch, Ducky.
Ducky:  Yes.  I suppose gazing into a digestive system doesn't assist the actual process.
Tony:  Not after the lunch we just had.

Tony:  Now, look.  I know you're gonna take this the wrong way, but I'm NCIS and you've got alot of explaining to do.

Abby:  You're a prince, Ducky.
Ducky:  Is that a safe ccupation in this game you're playing?

Gibbs:  Any chance you're going to try that on?
Kate:  You first.
Gibbs:  Trust me.  It's not gonna fit.
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