Kate: There's an upside to getting a cold?
Tony: Wanna tell the doctor about it? (straightens his tie and grins)
Kate: What do you put in your coffee?
Gibbs: Coffee.
Kate: Okay...I'll...just go down the hall and get you another cup.
Gibbs: That's...not coffee.
Tony: I've never experienced Gibbs without his morning coffee. We're in uncharted waters here, Kate.
Tony: Worst case of acid indigestion I ever saw.
Gibbs: Hey...better get Michael Jackson out of here...before he ralphs.
McGee: I've heard stories about Special Agent Gibbs
Tony: Only half of them are true...the trick is figuring out which half.
Kate: This isn't pledge week at Sigma Chi, Tony
Tony: Bet you were a lot of fun in college.
Kate: I was a... lot...of fun in college. (walks away)
Tony: Really. (smiling)
Kate:....to replace me because I shave my legs and not my face is unconscionable and certainly not in the best interests of the case.
Gibbs: You claustrophobic ?
Kate: No
Gibbs: Good.(walks away)
Kate: I'm going?!
Tony: Don't forget to wax.
Abby: There's good news and bad news...
Ducky: (sighs) I hate it when you play this game, Abby.
Abby: His last meal was a Big Mac and fries
Ducky: Probably half the base had that for lunch. I was hoping you'd come up with something a little more exotic. Tandoori perhaps. And the good news?
Abby: I know what's in the special sauce.
Ducky: I have good news and bad news.
Abby: I hate payback.
Gibbs: Go and dehydrate.
Kate: I never heard it called that before.
Tony: Go deep, McGee.
McGee: That's breaking and entering.
Tony: No. That was breaking....and this is entering.
Tony: (looking at eco terrorists screen saver) Guess flying toasters would have been too much to ask for.
Tony: You've taken computer classes.
McGee: Masters in computer forensics, MIT.
Tony: I see.
McGee: (looks at a chemical diagram on the computer) This isn't good.
Tony: What?
McGee: Isopropylaminomethyl methlphosphonothiola.
Tony: (looks at him)
McGee: BS in Biomechanical engineering Johns Hopkins. You?
Tony: Ohio State......phys ed major......I was a jock.
Tony: Nice hat. Did they make you the boat mascot?
Kate: That's your way of saying you missed me, isn't it?
Tony: No.
Tony: Listen kid,I don't want to hurt your feelings, but you 're not exactly Abby's type.
McGee: I've taken care of that. Remember that urge you were talking about?
Tony: (nods)
McGee: I went with Mom.
Tony: (stands there in shock)
