Seadog
Gerald:  You shoved a french cop off a cliff?
Ducky:  There was a cliff below.
Gibbs:  Sixty feet below.

Kate:  We tend to get all hot and bothered over large numbers of $100 bills.
Tony:  Is that what does it for you?

Gibbs:  Why do I feel like a high school principal?

Tony:  For the last time, Kate, I was trying to get my seatbelt on!

Tony:  Are you sure?  I knew a granny in Baltimore who hid a kilo of H in a horses rectum.
Kate:  No horse on the boat, Tony.

Tony(watching two girls sunbathing):  If I only had the time...
Gibbs:  What?
Tony(quickly looks at his watch):  Do you have the time?
Gibbs:  Going somewhere?
Tony:  Yeah.  Back to work.

Tony:  I feel like I just kissed my sister.
Abby:  I didn't know you had a sister.
Tony:  I don't.  I was fantasizing.
Abby:  I need music to do that.


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