Kate: I don�t know. I just hope I�m there when you ask him.
Tony: Did you ever play with one of these when you were a kid?
Kate: Do I look like the doll type Tony?
Tony: Maybe if you smiled more and did something with your hair.
Tony: Kate, I need you over here on your knees. It's time to get dirty.
Kate: WHAT?!
Tony: We need to sweep the floor for marks.
Kate: I knew that.
Tony: CARL!!
Tony: Is there a reason why you pulled all their heads off Abby?
Abby: It�s so we know that we�ve checked them.
Tony: Yeah, but the one with the round in it was sitting practically on top. You emptied the entire box.
Abby: Well, it was kinda fun.
Tony: And they�re naked.
Abby: Shhhh. I am about to perform my first autopsy.
Abby: (holding up the bullet) Gerald,take this to Abby please.
Gibbs: Does Ducky know you do that?
Gibbs: Why are the dolls naked?
Tony: I have no idea. It must be a goth thing.
Kate: Relax your hand or you�re never gonna get it in your mouth.
Tony: I�m trying but this thing�s too damn slippery.
Tony: It's a nice neighborhood ...couple a coats of paint maybe a bulldozer.
Gibbs: This reminds me of your apartment, Dinozzo. Except for the minty fresh smell of urine.
Tony: I have a maid now.
Gibbs: You can afford a maid on your salary?
Tony: It's amazing what you can do when you don't have to pay three alimonies.
Tony: Did you have any of that shrimp last night?
Kate: How could I? You shoved it all in your mouth.
Tony: Count yourself lucky.
Kate: Are you sure you know where you�re going?
Gibbs: I used to do this for a living.
Tony: They had maps back then?
Kate: Next time drive a little faster, Tony. I think my glands still have an ounce of adrenalin left.
Tony: A responsilbe crime scene investigation demands a timely arrival, Kate.
Kate: Yeajh well it would help if the investigators didn't puke all over it.
Gibbs: Brings back memories
Kate: Memories of what?
Gibbs: Marriage.
Gibbs: Tony, make a hole. Kate, find the bullet.
Tony: I got the secondary bullet hole boss.
FBI: Alright. We�ll take it from here.
Tony: Oh no. I�ll wait for my boss. He�s the good looking guy with all his hair.
Tony: We�ll strip search the roaches boss.
Tony: (to Kate in her uniform) Don't take this wrong...but you actually make that look good.
Tony: Gibbs gets dress blue charlies and I look like one of the village people
Abby: You're a macho macho man Tony
Tony: You know if this works Abbs. You�re a genius.
Abby: Oh Tony. Tell me something I don�t know.
Tony: I once dated my high school music teacher.
Abby: Really. What was his name?
Tony: Cute.
Gibbs: Go get him, Tony!