Tony: Ah c'mon, boss. I've been breaking that cap in for three months. I love that cap.
Kate: Then don't shoot it.
Gibbs: Back this up? (Tapes Kate's PDA to her target).
Kate: Ah, no no no, Gibbs. Come on, my whole life is in that thing.
Gibbs: Then don't shoot it. (walks away)
Kate: (to Tony) If we screw this up, I have a suggestion.
Tony: What?
Kate: We break into Gibbs' basement and set the boat on fire.
Tony: That's cold, Kate. I knew there was a reason I liked you.
(Back on the firing line)
Gibbs: Fire. Let's see how you do under pressure.
Tony: I'll bring the lighter fluid.
Kate: Deal.
Abby: Very cool. Where can I get one of these? (Admires Tony's bullet hole riden cap)
Tony: You can have that one.
Abby: How did he die?
Tony: That's kind of what Gibbs wants me to find out.
Abby: Then I'd say being you sucks.
Kate: What's your clearance?
Tony: Confidential.
Kate: Confidential? What'd you do? Kill someone in high school?
Tony: Hah. Funny, Kate.They screwed up my paperwork with another agent.
Gibbs: Yeah, Dinozzo died in a car crash last month. Very tragic.
Tony: They yanked my clearance and now I have to take a physical to get it back.
Kate: Why is that?
Tony: To prove that I'm still alive.
Gibbs: Any luck?
Kate: Access denied. And I was cleared for Air Force One.
Gibbs: So was an Al Qaeda operative.
Tony: Gibbs'll get in. He's got clearance that'll let him see the dead aliens at Area 5
Kate: Because he probably killed them.
Kate:(looking at her PDA with a bullethole in the middle of it) Wish my warranty covered bullets.
Tony:The eyes need to be bigger.
Kate: The eyes are fine, the nose needs to be bigger.
Tony: Fine, I'll put out an APB for Pinocchio.
Gibbs: Welcome to my world, Abby.
Kate: What does he want the LES for?
Tony: Kate, that's NCIS 101.
Kate: You have no idea.
Tony: Not a clue.
Tony: Sorry I couldn't help you with the digging boys. Old pro basketball injury.
Kate: You played Pro ball?
Tony: Well, I was watching a game when it happened.
Tony: Does your calling plan include the afterlife?
Tony: You know what really ticks me off?
Kate: Gibbs?
Tony: No. These guys get paid more than I do.