Gibbs: Why�d you say that, Dinozzo?
Tony: Boss, I know the farm report when I hear it.
Gibbs: (on cell phone) No you will not put her picture on TV. I want whoever did this to think she�s still dead. No, Kate, no. Our priority is finding the bomb. (Closes phone) She�s bonded.
Tony: Kate and Jane Doe?
Gibbs: Oh yeah. She hasn�t even questioned her yet, �Her eyes they just pleaded for help�.
Tony: Love that look in a woman.
Tony: Speaking of dates we�ve worked together for two years and I have no idea where you live.
Duckie: I�d just as soon we kept it that way, Tony.
Tony: Right.
Abby: So I suppose you want me to find out what chastity belt this opens.
Gibbs: Do I look like Dinozzo?
Tony: Not funny, boss. Besides I can open a chastity belt.
Abby: Did you ever see one? Mine�s awesome, eighteenth century French.
Tony: You have a chastity belt?
Gibbs: So much more information than I need to know about Abby.
Kate: She�s not the terrorist type, Tony.
Tony: So you�re thinking more Emma Thompson than Angelina Jolie?
Gibbs: Okay who�s Maureen Ingalls?
Kate: What makes you think she isn�t?
Gibbs: (gives her a look)
Kate: My cousin.
Tony: Hah. That was a quick fold.
Tony: Whoa. What�s with you and Jane Doe?
Kate: She�ll be occupying my spare bedroom so I don�t have to say no to you.
Tony: Did I ask?
Abby: Gotcha
Gibbs: Love to hear that word out of your dark lips, Abby.
Abby: What�d you find?
Tony: Kate willing to give her spare bedroom to Jane Doe but not me.
Abby: Shocking.
Tony: What�s that?
Abby: A scratch.
Tony: It�s more than a scratch.
Abby: You may actually be right.
Tony: Wanna know what my vision is? 20/10. Same as Ted Williams. He could see the seam of a fastball coming at him.
Gibbs: How about knuckles?
Tony: You sat your naked butt on a photocopier didn�t you Abby?
Abby: Yup.
Detective: You�re telling me the stooge from Hoover didn�t save the man?
Tony: Hell no it was NCI us.
Detective: Not according to the tv reports.
Tony: When do they get it right?
Gibbs: Found the key to this place in Jane Doe�s grave.
Detective: I thought she was alive.
Tony: She woke up taking a dirt nap and did a Dracula.
Detective: That�s a new one.
Tony: What is with the Germans and the alphabet thing? BMW, BMG, BASF. And they�re all B�s.
Gibbs: I�m resisting the urge to say cut the BS.