Gibbs: What was that?
Tony: Nothing, boss. Just praising your communication skills.
Kate: This...isn't the deck 5 berthing compartment, is it?
Sailor: No ma'am this is the men's head on deck 6.
Lieutenant in charge of urine testing: Someone from security accompanies them to the head and observes casually by mirror.
Kate: And if someone wanted to beat it?
Lieutenant : Ma'am?
Kate: The system.
Lieutenant: Oh.
Tony: For a crew that doesn't do drugs, you guys sure do a lot of drugs.
Ducky: You're supposed to be dead.
Abby: What do you want me to do with all this pee?
Tony: Is this going to turn into one of those guy girl things where you insist we stop and ask for directions?
Abby: Smart money says that that is not a TicTac.
Tony: I say it's time we turn out the lights and play in the dark.
Tony: It's like sex without all the work.
Kate: Tony, for you everything is like sex.
Stan Burleigh: I was with the agency for two years before he (referring to Gibbs) looked me in the eyes...
Tony: Really.
Stan:...three years before he called me by name, and four years before he got it right...by then I'd actually gotten used to Steve.
Gibbs: Kate, how you doing?...Kate? (silence) Dinozzo, how's she doing?
Tony: She's smiling.
