Kate:No. Thanks.
Tony: They're really good.
Kate: Not worth the price. I like keeping my belt notched exactly where it is.
Tony:What's that supposed to mean?
Kate: What mean?
Tony: The whole sort of raised eyebrows winky thing.
Kate: Nothing really. Just a nervous...tic?
Tony: I've weighed exactly the same since the day I graduated from college. Never up, never down.
Kate: Certainly you would know. Do you weigh yourself a lot?
Tony: I never weigh myself.
Kate: I see. Well, I don't pay that close attention to your body, Tony.
Tony: (Walks away frowning.) Really.
Kate: But, Tony. If you're happy with the way you are that's all that counts. (winks)
Tony: (Sits down, checks his waistline and tightens his belt a notch.)
Kate: You alright?
Tony: (grimacing) Couldn't be better.
Kate (to a soaking wet and obviously freezing cold Tony): You OK? What is it?
Gibbs: Shrinkage.
Gerald: It moved.
Duckie: I don't think so.
Gerald: It moved, doc.
Duckie: Remind me to check our inventory of alcohol swabs. (sees movement in body bag) He certainly was dead on the beach.
Tony:Special Agent Dinozzo.
Phone Operator: Just can't stop messing with the uniforms can they, sir?
(Conversation about incoming calls. Tony turns to walk away.)
Phone Operator: I'd write a letter,sir.
Tony: So what ever happened between you and Abby?
McGee: Our paths still cross on occassion.
Tony: Really?! I guess the tatt on the old caboose did the trick?
McGee: Among other things.
Tony:You don't say? Did you see any art on her caboose?
McGee: You're right, I don't say!
Tony:I'll take that as a no.
Tony:I don't know what you just said, I don't care what you just said, just give me the number. Why is there an asterisk?
McGee: Ummmm, not sure.
Tony: (gives him a look)
McGee: ...sir?
Tony:That wasn't an "add a sir" look. That was a "you better find out why" look.
McGee: Oh.
Tony: 's alright. Rookie mistake.
Kate:(Sees Tony coming in Duckie's uniform) Oh my god.
Tony: Don't even, okay.
Kate: Did I say anything?
Tony: You were. I know you were.
Kate: They're a touch small, but other than that, it's fine. And the bonus - no belt.
Tony:hmf
Tony:(eating a nutrition bar) You got me thinking, Kate. Maybe I should improve my diet.
Kate: When are you going to start?
Tony: What do you call this?
Kate: Bad things masquerading as something good for you?