| Things That Annoy Me People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire house for the remote becasue they refuse to walk to the T.V and change it manually. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too:. Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? When people say "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? When people say, while watching a movie "Did you say that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for? When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus cam I would not be standing here asshole! People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? www.funnyjunk.com |
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| Mama Jokes Yo Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the dogs tail we had to change his name to beaver. Yo Mamma's so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo Mamma's so dumb she waited at a stop sign till it said go. Yo Mamma's so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone. Your Mamma's so poor she told your little sister Santa Claus is dead. Yo Mamma's so fat all the restraunts in town say "Max occupancy 240, or yo Mamma." www.jokes.com |
| Blonde Jokes A blonde is at a Ventriliquist show and the Ventriliquist has a puppet on his leg. The puppet starts telling blonde jokes when a blonde lady in the audience stands up and says, "Why do you think its ok to discriminate against people because of their hair color? Its people like you who spread blonde stero types and..." The ventriliquist was feeling bad so he decided to apologize. "Im sorry..." he began to say but the blonde interpupted him. "Im not talking to you I'm talking to the guy on you knee." A blond, an American and a Russian are talking and the Russian says, "We were the first in space," to which the American replies, "Well we were the first on the moon." "Well were gonna be the first on the sun" the blonde says. And so the American and Russian both say "You can't go on the sun you'd burn up." "Were not idiots ," the blonde says, "we'd go at night of course. |
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