Don't get this one confused with The Eyes of Laura Mars!

A scientist who was blinded during a laboratory accident (if I've told you once, I've told you a THOUSAND times! Be CAREFUL when working with toxic acid!) has his eyes replaced with those of a werewolf. Suddenly, he begins transforming into...well, a werewolf (to be honest - he looked a lot more like a 13 year old trick-or-treater with a cheap Halloween mask - but that's me).

This SOV stinker has the distinction of being worse than the awful 1996 Werewolf, which is saying A LOT.

Scream-queen Stephanie Beaton plays a nurse who has sex with the lead - while he's hospitalized and his eyes are still wrapped in bandages. For all he knows, he's getting down and dirty with Nurse Ratchett. Of course, she is ON DUTY during this scene. Meanwhile, 5 patients have flat-lined on floor five. But who cares? She's getting some booty. Some handicapped, cripple, sickly hospital booty! Yummy! It turns out her hospital lover is married. Maybe this should have been called "The Wandering Eyes of the Werewolf". However, it seems his wife has been having an affair with his best friend during his month-long hospital stay. Confused? Throw in a crippled dwarf (who needs crutches to walk), a lesbian cop hitting on the nurse and a blackmailer who SWEARS he knows the lead is the werewolf (how could he possibly recognize him while in full transformation?) and you get...Eyes of the Werewolf.

The Low Point: Choose one. There's plenty.

The High Point: This film follows the full moon transformation mythology. That's all fine and dandy - but, wait a second...how come the moon keeps rising in the middle of the afternoon? Welcome to plot convenience theater.

The Bottom Line: The werewolf make-up is terrible. In some shots the wolf has human hands, in others, paws. The acting is WAY below par. There's some nudity. Some gore. Some action - and a lot of laughs. Worth a rental.