Our lowest rating is one cheese slice. Why does Power Station only recieve a half? Because it's unwatchable. UN-FREAKIN'-WATCHABLE! As a critic, I have taken a hypocratic oath to never slander a film to the point where no one will watch it. I'm now BREAKING THIS.

Power Station's plot is something about two Australlian guys working in an isolated...well, power staiton. One guy kills animals for some reason. The other guy smokes - A LOT. More than Sean Penn. This guy makes Joe Camel's cigarette habit look modest. The crazy animal killing guy dies...somehow. The other guy ends up on a subway train in a city. We are treated to a thrity minute montage of buildings set to electronic disco music. The end.

The Bottom Line: There. I've summarized the entire story for you. Now you don't have to sit through it. Only one question, though. Where the hell did the producers find an isolated place like the power station to film in? And did they have permission? At one point, Gouda thought this was a one man movie - as there were no camera movements. It, unfortunately, wasn't. The pits.