Super Awesome Nachos
Most people make nachos with a few chips and a little bit of cheese. Those people are jerks. There is the right way and the wrong way to make nachos and the right way, for a start, is to add extra cheese. The cheese should be grated and be about an inch high on top of the chips and salsa and even have a layer of cheese in-between the chips. Also it is important not to be gay. DON'T use diet/low fat ingredients, lets face it they all are second rate and taste like arse.
Diet cheese is gay.
Now the secret in turning food from awesome to super awesome is bacon. Want something to taste better, just add bacon. That is why you have to chop bacon up into little pieces, fry it, then put it under the top layer of cheese on these nachos. Remember when doing this it is most important, don't be gay, get half a kilogram of bacon, use it all.
Bacon. Teacher, Mother, Secret Lover.
Microwave me!!!
The finished glorious product, the product that could make hobos fight to the death... Super Awesome Nachos!