KFC Pizza, Pizza or cake? I'm not sure.
This is basically 3 of the the greatest foods ever mixed together and presented in the form of one of the greatest foods. If Shaq had the choice of ordering any entree that ever existed before he chose one lucky child to devour it would be this. This is what Jesus was trying to make when he made bread and wine, but this pizza is so awesome that not even Jesus could make it, with KFC a few thousand years away. This pizza is one molecule away from being Chuck Norris' beard.
Special thanks to the Colonel Harland Sanders for making this all possible.
How this pizza was made/constructed.
Ingredients
Two Pizza Bases.
Two tubs of tomato paste.
600g mozzarella cheese.
6 pieces of KFC original recipe chicken peeled from the bone and 3 crispy strips.
500g bacon.
1 large KFC chips.
love
Method
1. Remove all vegetarians, vegans and other losers.
2. Chop into small squares and pre cook bacon (don't over cook AKA "crisp it up"), spread tomato paste on pizza bases (not too much), add a light sprinkle of cheese, spread out the chips, add another light sprinkle of cheese, put the bacon on, add a light sprinkle of cheese, remove the chicken from the bones and chop it up into small chunks, put the chicken on the pizza then add shitloads of cheese.
3. Put the pizzas into a pre heated oven at about 220°C, cook until done, about 25 minutes.
4. Eat.
The Birth Of a Legend
1.
In the beginning...
2.
Raw bacon being transformed into the food of the gods.
3.
Meet the twins, Oven Ready!
4.
Layers of Glory, Enter the Oven!
5.
Fin.
6.
Happy Birthday, this would kick ass!
Note: The duct tape did not go on the pizza
Does this turn you on? mmmmm...