KFC
Being a big fan of ultra greasy KFC chicken I have noticed that this stuff varies greatly in quality, especially in major cities. My local KFC, Benalla, has been the best at cooking chicken but why do so many others suck balls?
KFC is best when it is dripping with delicious grease and oil and is almost drinkable. Nothing sucks worse than after a big night when you are feeling a little dry, and like any finely tuned engine you need to keep your oil levels up and you get KFC and it's shit! Who wants oil-less, dry, so called low fat (gay) chicken? Losers who think they are fat and fat idiots who think that eating lean chicken will solve their fat problems. If you want to eat non-greasy food then order something else or go and leave The Colonel alone!
I'm sorry your fat because you sit around all day and eat more than the average elephant.
When you have good KFC it should feel like you could drink it! It should be ultra greasy and be dripping in... goodness!
That paper inside the box should become transparent and when you go to drive after eating, your car gear stick and steering wheel and anything else you touch should take on the natural shine of your hands. Either way you should leave a greasy box with nothing but bones left in it and the feeling of satisfaction of eating a chicken.
I'd drink that.