What is Mc Sars? 

 

Wrong answer:  Mc Donalds way of infecting the world with a deadly disease...

 

Long answer:  A drink as black as the ace of spades is gay, refined from the soules of every gold fish flushed down the toilet and fermented with tonnes of sugar and love to create the greatest non-seafood drink known to man.  Mc Sars sets itself appart from other brands of Sars as it has a hint of the chemical in it that gives wet dog its most sort after smell. 

 

Short answer:  The drink of champions!

 

History:  Mc Sars helped Albert Einstein discover the theory of relativity and helped Shane Warne Take millions of wickets.  Thomas Edison is best known for inventing Mc Sars.  This theory has been disputed as there is evidence that Chuck Norris went back in time and invented it.  Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a can of coke and it turned into Sars. 

 

Truths about Mc Sars:  The song Black Betty is about some ones bottle of Mc Sars and was really written by Pat Lees.  Moses bribed the pharo with Sars to get the people out of Egypt.  Mr. T came up with his hair style because of Mc Sars.  It is also said that Jesus turn the water into wine,the people were so dissapointed that he then turned it into Sars... they partied hard that night as you could imagine!

 

I don't know if any of this is true but i really hope so.