I agree xav, it's easy to become an internet hoe.  I myself have become one over the years:

 

Yahoo/Yahoo IM: 4 addresses

AOL Instant Messenger (AIM): goorambatman (also have danny0134 (old one))

Hotmail/MSN: 3 addresses

Google/Google Talk: 1 google

Excite/Excite IM: goorambatman

 

and that's Just e-mail/instant messaging...

 

I also have an MSN Space, MySpace, a Bebo, Hi5, Yahoo 360, a WAYN and a Friends Reunited.

There is probably more that I can't remember.  Any way, how much of a whore can you be?