Sayings that make you wanna kick the dog
"She's the cat's mother" - What the hell does this mean! I refer to a woman as "she" and I get this saying. Who brought cat's into the conversation anyway? She's not the cat's mother! She's not even a cat!
"I'm beside myself" - So you're excited, does this mean you have suddenly been cloned, copied or came across your exact double? No!
"You can't have your cake and eat it too" - Yes you can! What else would you do with cake if you couldn't eat it when you have it? Can you eat your cake if you don't have it? How is that done!
"I'm Tickled pink" - No, you're not.