The Most Awesome Pizza Ever Made
There have been many awesome pizza's made but this is the most awesome pizza ever made. At least the most awesome pizza made that I know about. This pizza is pretty much some of the best foods of all time mixed together. Cheese, good old fashion McDonalds, bacon and pizzas just plain kick arse!
This is the masterpiece all prepared and ready to go into the oven. How could something with this much cheese possibly be bad?
Don't let looks deceive you, this is the foods of the gods!
Recipe
Ingredients
1 pizza base
1 tub of tomato paste
1 large McDonalds fries
4 cheese burgers
1 packet of bacon
500g of grated cheese
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Method
Spread the tomato paste on the pizza base, evenly spread the fries on top of the tomato paste, add a generous coverage of cheese, put the cheese burgers evenly on the pizza, spread tomato paste on the cheese burgers, put the bacon on the cheese burgers, either cut the bacon into large strips or just lay it on top of the burgers now add massive amounts of cheese to the pizza making sure heaps of cheese will melt and pool into the hollow made by the burgers in the middle.
Put this masterpiece in the oven, don't turn the heat up too high and cook until the cheese starts to brown. Cut as desired.
If done correctly the pizza will be awesomely greasy making it the ultimate food. It should also confuse the taste buds as to weather you are eating a pizza or a classic McDonalds burger. Also the whole consumption of a single one of these pizzas will immediately make you irresistible to the opposite sex and admired by those of the same. Super powers may also be obtained by eating massive amounts of this pizza, that is if you see heart attacks as super powers...
If Jesus was a food, he would be this pizza.
Enjoy.