Why Is This Page Better Than You?
1. It isn't made up of: "*.¸¸.·´¨`»*.* *.*.*.*(¸.·'´(¸.·'´ * `'·.¸)`'·.¸)*.*.*.* ·.¸(`'·.¸ * ¸.·'´)¸.·'´)*.*.*.* *.*«´¨`·.¸¸.* :"
I don't know what you call that. What Does that Mean? Is it meant to make it look like you have written heaps and are some kind of awesome creative genius? Is it designed to amuse the mentally retarded and get them hooked to your page? NO, it's online diarrhea!
2. It has none of this:
POINTLESS GRAPHICS!!!
Are you mocking people with slow internet by making your page take hours to load? At least fill your page with graphics that people would like or choose to look at. This is online diarrhea!
3. It Has None of this:
Yes it's Pretty much the same thing as above. But why have it make up 50% - 40% of your page! What are you trying to achieve? An ultra colourful flashing epileptic trap? I am not epileptic and this still makes me want to have a fit! This is online diarrhea!
4. My Webpage will load quickly unlike MySpace and it won't use up a heap of system resources for no real benefit like MSN Spaces.
5. This website is simple. Even a Chimpanzee with down syndrome could navigate this website.
6. I don't try to impress people with annoying things like scrolling banners, useless push buttons, scrolling menus, filling my page with Java Programming and other crap that is compatible with half the web browsers and firewalls out there. It is safe to say, "yes, my webpage is compatible with your browser".
7. It doesn't look like this! I am sick of jerks who do this! You shouldn't have to highlight it to read it!
8. This webpage is made and edited in Microsoft front page and all graphics are made with Microsoft Paint and an ancient program called Microsoft GIF Animator. Just because you used big expensive programs doesn't mean your web site is any good! Please take your hand off "it", it's not good for the keyboard and mouse!
9. There is something bad about my website and that is because I am a tight-ass and can't be bothered paying for website hosting and because of this there is this shitful annoying ad ----------->
If this shits you then don't be a pussy. Look to the top left corner of the ad and click it and it'll minimise. Don't be gay.