1. You turn to ask the person next to you for a tampon, then realize it is a guy. 2. You shave your legs everyday (or at least weekly) 3. You go to smooth your kilt when you sit down but then notice you're wearing jeans. 4. Throwing your hair on the top of your head and putting a ribbon in it is no longer "cute." 5. You may only see one person you know going to and from class. 6. There might be more people in one of your classes than there were in the grade or maybe even upper school. 7. Sweatpants aren't as fashionable as they seemed. 8. Teachers are not on a first name basis...yet. 9. You brush your hair when you get out of the shower. 10.You are surprised to find that not everyone else's wardrobe is made up of the colors, red, black, and white. 11. You find yourself wishing there was more hills to walk up (trip on, fall down etc) 12. You are saddened to find that there is no "dungeon longue" 13. ...or mansion 14. ...or self-defense, square or ballroom dancing or scooter soccer gym classes 15. There are no class skits/songs to come up with around the holidays 16. Lawler and DiGioia don't seem as bad as you remembered. 17. You look in a mirror before you leave the room 18. Things like the "Wolf Game" are not as appreciated. 19. You haven't seen the Barnes Foundation in a while... 20. No one else shares the same fondness for an event like Field Day 21. You no longer go teacher stalking at midnight 22. People look at you weird when you wonder outloud when the next Conge is 23. "The prep" does not just refer to St Joes Prep but now a myriad of other poser preps 24. People start complaining when you go without showering for a mere four days 25. You miss your red blazer 26. There is no Daily Blast to not listen to 27. ...or car pass! 28. ...or mole to steal 29. You have to explain the "for the sake of one child" on the prom t-shirt 30. ..and no one would ever know who Madaline Sophie was if not for you... |
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