"Always go to other peoples funerals; otherwise they won't go to yours."
--Yogi Berra (baseball player)
"We all get heavier as we get older; because we have more information in our heads."
--Vlade Divac (basketball player)
"Better make it six, I can't eat eight."
--Dan Osinski (when asked by a waiter how many pieces he wanted his pizza cut into)
"Football players win football games."
--Chuck Knox (coach)
"Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost everything."
--Ivana Trump (on her first novel)
"Solutions are not the answer."
--Richard Nixon